Venus Glassing

An instance where a wifely figure is blamed for releasing fog-demons in an elevator. Also appropriate-and more well known-for the sounds emitted from the bathroom in the morning. I.e fogged mirrors from fog-demons.
'Honey...were those barking spiders or were you venus glassing again?'

*points at wife in elevator* 'she really enjoys venus glassing. It wasnt me'
by A Minnesotan November 21, 2018
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It's Never Yetis

Only person that believes this is literally anyone named Jordan.
Jordan: Its Never Yetis. Even when it is. It's never Yetis
by A Minnesotan April 23, 2019
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January the Third

Sarges Birthday.

A believer of Yetis

Also.. he has an illuminati cat and knows alot about shahhhks.

Pretty awesome soul.

Happy Birthday Sarge🎉🥂
January the third? Probably the most holy of days in Boston aside from Tom Bradys birthday
by A Minnesotan January 03, 2020
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Sarges Sex Tape

Sex tapes from a man who explains fairy tales in 2 minutes or less (also explains the sex videos to completion).
Other useful explanations include the following

It's a short one this week

Greasy meat resembling a bear

Unusual downpour

How we get chapped
I'll make it through Sarges Sex Tape if God doesnt smite us with a rain of used condoms
by A Minnesotan January 04, 2019
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Groovy place

A rest stop in New Hampshire where alien abductions occur; only in the 60s.

Maynards basement; this hasnt been fact checked.

NOT the site of the porn shoot for Speechless in Sheboygan. Nothing groovy about what happened there.

A front yard where turkeys tend to flock for romantic encounters.
Turkeys were gettin it on in the front yard the other day; must've been a groovy place maaaan.
by A Minnesotan July 09, 2019
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Princess Sandalwood

A brunette Ariel that actually knows how to use a fork.

Hair is also freakishly amazing; jury is still out on if she sacrificed a hobo for it.

Doesnt wear uggs. She wears flip flops because clothes and shoes are prisons for our bodies.

(And we love her for it)
Princess Sandalwood has hair that rapunzel would've lost sleep over.

If Sarge ticks Princess Sandalwood off one more time im 99% sure she will curse his lego sets; and im here for it.

Princess Sandalwood>Ariel
by A Minnesotan June 19, 2019
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Nakatomi Plaza

A sex act.

Fast in nature i.e. 'now i have a machine gun👀 ho-ho-ho'

Notorious for the statement exclaimed at the end of shenanigans of 'Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!!!'

Usually done around Christmas time but not necessarily a Christmas sex act; there is much debate about this
Got a text from the woman last night; said to come out to the coast, we'll get together have a few laughs...thinkin she wants some of that Nakatomi Plaza'
by A Minnesotan December 08, 2019
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