An instance where a wifely figure is blamed for releasing fog-demons in an elevator. Also appropriate-and more well known-for the sounds emitted from the bathroom in the morning. I.e fogged mirrors from fog-demons.
'Honey...were those barking spiders or were you venus glassing again?'
*points at wife in elevator* 'she really enjoys venus glassing. It wasnt me'
*points at wife in elevator* 'she really enjoys venus glassing. It wasnt me'
by A Minnesotan November 21, 2018
by A Minnesotan April 23, 2019
Sarges Birthday.
A believer of Yetis
Also.. he has an illuminati cat and knows alot about shahhhks.
Pretty awesome soul.
Happy Birthday Sarge🎉🥂
A believer of Yetis
Also.. he has an illuminati cat and knows alot about shahhhks.
Pretty awesome soul.
Happy Birthday Sarge🎉🥂
by A Minnesotan January 03, 2020
Sex tapes from a man who explains fairy tales in 2 minutes or less (also explains the sex videos to completion).
Other useful explanations include the following
It's a short one this week
Greasy meat resembling a bear
Unusual downpour
How we get chapped
Other useful explanations include the following
It's a short one this week
Greasy meat resembling a bear
Unusual downpour
How we get chapped
by A Minnesotan January 04, 2019
A rest stop in New Hampshire where alien abductions occur; only in the 60s.
Maynards basement; this hasnt been fact checked.
NOT the site of the porn shoot for Speechless in Sheboygan. Nothing groovy about what happened there.
A front yard where turkeys tend to flock for romantic encounters.
Maynards basement; this hasnt been fact checked.
NOT the site of the porn shoot for Speechless in Sheboygan. Nothing groovy about what happened there.
A front yard where turkeys tend to flock for romantic encounters.
by A Minnesotan July 09, 2019
A brunette Ariel that actually knows how to use a fork.
Hair is also freakishly amazing; jury is still out on if she sacrificed a hobo for it.
Doesnt wear uggs. She wears flip flops because clothes and shoes are prisons for our bodies.
(And we love her for it)
Hair is also freakishly amazing; jury is still out on if she sacrificed a hobo for it.
Doesnt wear uggs. She wears flip flops because clothes and shoes are prisons for our bodies.
(And we love her for it)
Princess Sandalwood has hair that rapunzel would've lost sleep over.
If Sarge ticks Princess Sandalwood off one more time im 99% sure she will curse his lego sets; and im here for it.
Princess Sandalwood>Ariel
If Sarge ticks Princess Sandalwood off one more time im 99% sure she will curse his lego sets; and im here for it.
Princess Sandalwood>Ariel
by A Minnesotan June 19, 2019
A sex act.
Fast in nature i.e. 'now i have a machine gun👀 ho-ho-ho'
Notorious for the statement exclaimed at the end of shenanigans of 'Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!!!'
Usually done around Christmas time but not necessarily a Christmas sex act; there is much debate about this
Fast in nature i.e. 'now i have a machine gun👀 ho-ho-ho'
Notorious for the statement exclaimed at the end of shenanigans of 'Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!!!'
Usually done around Christmas time but not necessarily a Christmas sex act; there is much debate about this
Got a text from the woman last night; said to come out to the coast, we'll get together have a few laughs...thinkin she wants some of that Nakatomi Plaza'
by A Minnesotan December 08, 2019