A Minnesotan's definitions

Yeti Vote of 2020

Most important election of 2020. Do yetis exist. While people are worrying about those little things like our nation/future/world.. we have a (to some) controversial species..who need you. Your vote. Your voice. Choose wisely.

Always Yetis. Sometimes Yetis. Never Yetis.

the yeti vote of 2020; a movement which changed the world. One big-furry-foot at a time.

by A Minnesotan October 24, 2020

January the Third

Sarges Birthday.

A believer of Yetis

Also.. he has an illuminati cat and knows alot about shahhhks.

Pretty awesome soul.

Happy Birthday Sarge🎉🥂

January the third? Probably the most holy of days in Boston aside from Tom Bradys birthday

by A Minnesotan January 3, 2020

December the Ninth

Jordans birthday.

The Never Yeti believer.

We still love him though... so..

Happy Birthday Jordan 🎂🍾🎉

When shall we celebrate all things Jordan? December the Ninth. Because its awesome like Jordan.

by A Minnesotan December 10, 2019

Nakatomi Plaza

A sex act.

Fast in nature i.e. 'now i have a machine gun👀 ho-ho-ho'

Notorious for the statement exclaimed at the end of shenanigans of 'Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!!!'

Usually done around Christmas time but not necessarily a Christmas sex act; there is much debate about this

Got a text from the woman last night; said to come out to the coast, we'll get together have a few laughs...thinkin she wants some of that Nakatomi Plaza'

by A Minnesotan December 8, 2019

Demon-Dick

When you hook up with a guy and the dick is SO good but he literally destroys your soul

i.e. he sends you a gift basket of pleasure in the form of dick as you begin your slow descent to hell.

George Clooney had quite the case of demon-dick back in the day.

Walmart Fabio probably thinks he has a case of demon-dick but he literally just kills souls with his personality alone.

by A Minnesotan August 29, 2019

Rhinoce-Rose

Sarge

If Sarge was a flower he would be a Rhinoce-Rose

by A Minnesotan July 14, 2019

Groovy place

A rest stop in New Hampshire where alien abductions occur; only in the 60s.

Maynards basement; this hasnt been fact checked.

NOT the site of the porn shoot for Speechless in Sheboygan. Nothing groovy about what happened there.

A front yard where turkeys tend to flock for romantic encounters.

Turkeys were gettin it on in the front yard the other day; must've been a groovy place maaaan.

by A Minnesotan July 8, 2019