Spider

Eight legged creature of nope nope and nope with large fangs. It's other abilities consist of climbing walls, conjuring organic silk webbing, and inducing paralyzing fear and heart attacks into arachnophobes.

There's a damn spider in my bathtub where the hell is my damn flamethrower.

by A Human Male July 30, 2018

AR-15

The gun that gets a real bad rep because it is used in almost every mass shooting. Although in reality it is used because it is very common and plentiful in America. The fake news media typically portrays the AR-15 as the "Most deadliest gun ever made" or that it is a "Weapon of War" although in actuality it is a civilian version of the M4A1 that is the REAL weapon of war.

The media acts as if the AR-15 is the only gun in existence.

by A Human Male July 21, 2018

Detention

A place where in my case I catch up on sleep.

Ms Smith gave me a Detention for being late. But she should know by now its not gonna make me learn from my mistake its gonna make me hate her a HELL of a lot more.

by A Human Male July 14, 2018

Senior mode

A state of being only accessible by intelligent high school seniors. When in this state the user gives almost no fucks about anything besides graduation and will gleefully take detentions or being written up since they know they just have ONE more year of prison (High School)

Teacher "One more lip out of you and I'm sending you to the deans."

Doug "Aww you think that scares me? I'm in damn Senior Mode punk."

Teacher "Oh uh, don't mind me then."

by A Human Male November 02, 2020

Coworker

Morons you must tolerate in order to receive payment for your labor. It's typically 50/50 whether you get good or crap coworkers. The step up from "classmates" when you enter the adult world.

Oftentimes, you must interact with your coworkers like how you would a kid or teenager, because oftentimes most of them have not matured past that point.

by A Human Male May 26, 2025

News

Illusions created by the corporate elite to suppress knowledge to the general public. The knowledge typically suppressed is the true effects of climate change, political corruption, the Vatican Archives, rigged elections, along with many other topics.

Tyrone "I can't wait to hear about the latest "unarmed black teen" shot by a white male officer today by the hate-mongering news."

by A Human Male January 11, 2021