Definitions by A Human Male

Tide pods

The thing even my 6 year old knows not to eat but not the damn millennials.

These kids are eating Tide Pods now what's next playing in traffic and praying you don't die.

Tide pods by A Human Male July 14, 2018

Detention

A place where in my case I catch up on sleep.

Ms Smith gave me a Detention for being late. But she should know by now its not gonna make me learn from my mistake its gonna make me hate her a HELL of a lot more.

Detention by A Human Male July 14, 2018

Post Malone

1.When you post bail for Al Capone but you don't want the cops to know who it's for.

2.A white rapper who look like a homeless dude who hasn't brushed his teeth since the Eisenhower Administration.

Cash "Yo there's some homeless dude slouched over on my couch."

Doug " Na that's just Post Malone"

Post Malone by A Human Male July 12, 2018

Thanos 

A purple bald Titan that resembles Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars. His goals are to bring "balance" into the universe by killing half of all life to prevent their worlds from suffering the same collapse as his people. Arguably the "protagonist" anti protagonist of Infinity War and the upcoming Avengers 4.

Thanos "You should have aimed for the head".

Thanos by A Human Male July 4, 2018

Reality 

A very realistic simulation game that can be anything like an FPS,Survival horror etc. When you get too pissed about something you also have the option to use the Alcohol or Drug power-ups to provide temporary relief. And did I forget to mention you also need to replenish your own health with food and water. On the bright side you can even play video games in the game as well. Overall if you have all the right factors Reality will be your bitch.

When is this Reality game coming out oh wait I'm playing it already.

Reality by A Human Male June 16, 2018

High school

Most say its hell but that word doesn't even begin to describe it.

Parents "How was High School?"
Kid "It starts with a h and ends with L."

High school by A Human Male April 27, 2017