A Human Male 's definitions

Puppy

Adorable 4 legged furry creature that will cure your loneliness and all of life's problems.

All puppies must be treated with compassion and a comfortable couch in the case of my puppy.

by A Human Male August 8, 2018

Senior mode

A state of being only accessible by intelligent high school seniors. When in this state the user gives almost no fucks about anything besides graduation and will gleefully take detentions or being written up since they know they just have ONE more year of prison (High School)

Teacher "One more lip out of you and I'm sending you to the deans."

Doug "Aww you think that scares me? I'm in damn Senior Mode punk."

Teacher "Oh uh, don't mind me then."

by A Human Male November 2, 2020

Food

A basic human right that is restricted to stores and restaurants. If you try to steal food for your starving family you'll be locked away.

Food like water should be free.

by A Human Male August 7, 2018

Pizza

A sacred food gifted to mankind by the gods. Very delicious and cheesy with tomato sauce and toppings of your choice. Commonly consumed recreationally or at parties.

Pizza is legal weed as both are very good.

by A Human Male August 4, 2018

High school

Most say its hell but that word doesn't even begin to describe it.

Parents "How was High School?"
Kid "It starts with a h and ends with L."

by A Human Male April 27, 2017

Coworker

Morons you must tolerate in order to receive payment for your labor. It's typically 50/50 whether you get good or crap coworkers. The step up from "classmates" when you enter the adult world.

Oftentimes, you must interact with your coworkers like how you would a kid or teenager, because oftentimes most of them have not matured past that point.

by A Human Male May 26, 2025