Boss

The narcissist asswipe you must put up with to put food on your table so your wife doesn't leave you. Demands the world from their employees, yet they put in minimal to no actual work in their own positions. Can be found grazing on fast food in their office like beasts in the wild when they're not yelling at some poor 20 something kid for being a mere minute late.
Greg Heffley: "Maybe if I kiss up enough, my boss who hates me will make me a boss!"
by A Human Male May 27, 2025
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Pizza

A sacred food gifted to mankind by the gods. Very delicious and cheesy with tomato sauce and toppings of your choice. Commonly consumed recreationally or at parties.
Pizza is legal weed as both are very good.
by A Human Male August 04, 2018
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Modern Warfare 2

See: SBMM, Trash ass maps, camper infested, and overpriced cosmetic bundles. Any criticism is typically brushed off as a "skill issue" by the same kid that camps in a corner with his shotgun.
Instead of them fixing what's wrong with Modern Warfare 2, they add Nicki Minaj and more bundles😒.
by A Human Male July 31, 2023
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Puppy

Adorable 4 legged furry creature that will cure your loneliness and all of life's problems.
All puppies must be treated with compassion and a comfortable couch in the case of my puppy.
by A Human Male August 09, 2018
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Flirt

To behave as though attracted to or trying to attract someone.
Cash "Chloe gave me a nice shot of her boobs yesterday and today she gave me a look at her abs I think she's flirting with me?"

Doug "Then ask her out bruh"
by A Human Male September 09, 2018
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Reality

A very realistic simulation game that can be anything like an FPS,Survival horror etc. When you get too pissed about something you also have the option to use the Alcohol or Drug power-ups to provide temporary relief. And did I forget to mention you also need to replenish your own health with food and water. On the bright side you can even play video games in the game as well. Overall if you have all the right factors Reality will be your bitch.
When is this Reality game coming out oh wait I'm playing it already.
by A Human Male June 15, 2018
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Tide pods

The thing even my 6 year old knows not to eat but not the damn millennials.
These kids are eating Tide Pods now what's next playing in traffic and praying you don't die.
by A Human Male July 14, 2018
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