A Human Male 's definitions

Dollar General

The place poor people go to when they can't afford Walmart. Usually contains very low quality products except for a select few items.

John to Cash "The only use Dollar General has is cheap drinks."

by A Human Male November 2, 2020

Squidward

One of the main characters of Spongebob Squarepants. When you grow up you realize that he's one of the most realistic characters on the show.

Squidward "Why did I get out of bed today?"

Most viewers "My life in a nutshell"

by A Human Male August 5, 2018

News

Illusions created by the corporate elite to suppress knowledge to the general public. The knowledge typically suppressed is the true effects of climate change, political corruption, the Vatican Archives, rigged elections, along with many other topics.

Tyrone "I can't wait to hear about the latest "unarmed black teen" shot by a white male officer today by the hate-mongering news."

by A Human Male January 11, 2021

Tide pods

The thing even my 6 year old knows not to eat but not the damn millennials.

These kids are eating Tide Pods now what's next playing in traffic and praying you don't die.

by A Human Male July 14, 2018

Boss

The narcissist asswipe you must put up with to put food on your table so your wife doesn't leave you. Demands the world from their employees, yet they put in minimal to no actual work in their own positions. Can be found grazing on fast food in their office like beasts in the wild when they're not yelling at some poor 20 something kid for being a mere minute late.

Greg Heffley: "Maybe if I kiss up enough, my boss who hates me will make me a boss!"

by A Human Male May 26, 2025

Flirt

To behave as though attracted to or trying to attract someone.

Cash "Chloe gave me a nice shot of her boobs yesterday and today she gave me a look at her abs I think she's flirting with me?"

Doug "Then ask her out bruh"

by A Human Male September 8, 2018

Dead Space

One of the scariest mf horror games of all time. Not for the faint of heart.

I got killed by one of them big o tentacles in Dead Space.

by A Human Male September 18, 2023