9 definitions by 885clinton springs

When a person is so hairy they look like a teen wolf or they have a sweater on, when they are shirtless. It looks like their body has a Jericurl and needs to be VACed, hence the word JVAC
Jason is so hairy, he needs to JVAC daily like a shag rug.
by 885clinton springs August 30, 2017
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Macapussy is someone that thinks they are a mack daddy and thinks they get a lot of pussy. A macapussy thinks they are similar to a pimp, buy actually only can get get fat chicks and beat up.
Scott thinks he is a mack daddy, but he definitely is more of a macapussy that gets beat up.
by 885clinton springs August 25, 2017
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Kuch is a term used to describe an uncordinated, goofy, dumb kid. A kuch is someone you look at and just know woild be horrible in bed. Usually a kuch is a virgin, which does not know what to do with a woman.
Matt is such a kuch, he has no coordination or rythm and would be so akward in bed.
by 885clinton springs August 14, 2017
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Driving worse than someone who is blind

Drunk drivers are practically same as skused drivers
Mike's driving is skused. He almost hit a house and parked in the front yard.
by 885clinton springs August 25, 2017
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Skused is when your driving sucks and it feels like you are driving drunk. Just like when your drunk you skew your words.....your driving is skused.
STOP driving skused, learn how to drive before you injure someone.
by 885clinton springs August 14, 2017
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Skused in when someones driving is so bad, it is like they drive drunk all the time. Always on peoples lawn and over the edge on roads.
Mike drives so skused, he drives on peoples lawns more than the roads.
by 885clinton springs August 31, 2017
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Bildo is the name given to a balding guy named bill, because his head looks like a dildo. Bill + dildo = BILDO
BILL is going bald and needs hair treatments, he looks like a BILDO
by 885clinton springs September 1, 2017
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