Definitions by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1

wit 

A synonym for "with" used by the nearly-illiterate l33tspeakers. I wouldn't mind if they did it once or even twice a comment/post, however it seems there's a coalition that decides what misspelled words to use (???). The main definition of "wit", which you probably know already, means the ability to make jokes and exercise intellect quickly without much thought. Someone who is able to make apropos puns would display wit. Fitting, since people who are poor spellers don't generally have much wit.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

wit by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 June 9, 2011

baroque

A style of music pioneered by poor people in the 17th century.

baroque, broke?

See what I did there?

baroque by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 June 7, 2011

Untz/Unts

Phonetic spelling- Uh-nntz; The sound in every. techno. song. EVER. Aptly named because it sounds like someone saying "untz/unts" in a low tone. The classic "untz/unts" is generally repeated incessantly throughout said techno song. If you heard techno, you know what I'm talking about.

1, 2, 3, and 4 are occurring in parallel-

1. untz/unts untz utnz utnz untz untz untz untz untz
2. the system- is down- the system- is down- the-
3. fast erratic drum beat- fast erratic drum beat-
4. loud siren, quiet siren, loud siren, quiet siren,-

Untz/Unts by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 May 14, 2011

Zombie 

A model citizen, and someone who we all should strive to be. Zombies don't hide behind their insecurities or lie to other people. They just want your brains. They don't need to exaggerate to make anyone feel better, but instead, being the upfront creatures that they are, make a bull run for your delicious flesh. They don't waste away life by making false friends, finding a girl or guy zombie only to be led on, and drinking their entire life to ease the pain. Nay, they do what they want (eating brains) at any cost, being shot in the head, blown up into a million pieces, being clobbered with blunt objects. But at the end of the day, battered and beaten, the zombie finds a way to moan and get on with his life. Isn't that the true secret to personal fulfillment?

Zombie 1: "Braaaaaaiins!"
Zombie 2: "Brains?"

Zombie by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 November 5, 2010

Escort 

Slang for a prostitute. Someone who escorts your dick- to their vagina. (most of the time)

Escort is just another PC (politically correct) term for someone who sucks/fucks for money. Just exchange it with "prostitute".

Escort by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 November 5, 2010

Metalman 

A robot master from the NES classic video game Megaman 2. He was as weak as hell, but once you beat him, you got the metal blades to pwn the shit out of the other 7 robots from the game, such as Woodman and Airman.

Metalman gives you the metal blade weapon, which rapes all.

Metalman by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 October 18, 2010

SEGA Dreamcast 

The Sega Dreamcast was a game system made in 1999. Due to many bad decisions, the system was abandoned in around 02'. They are as cheap as dirt now, (about 20$) and considering iso's of many can be grabbed for free, and the majority of the library can be had for super cheap at game exchanges that stock old games, it makes it an easy purchase.

Person 1: Lets get a bag of potato chips and play some Marvel vs Capcom 2 on my Sega Dreamcast!
Person 2: Fuck yes.

SEGA Dreamcast by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 October 16, 2010