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metalmaiden 

A female who is in to metal music in a big way. The female version of a metalhead.

A metalmaiden rejects the mainstream and doesnt care about whats trendy or popular. This applies to all areas of her life.

She listens to all sorts of metal OR specific branches of metal than can include - traditional metal, black metal, power metal, thrash metal, death metal, doom metal, symphonic metal, viking metal, industrial metal and progressive metal.

She wears what she wants. Included in this is - band t-shirts (both guy and girl shirts), big boots, jeans, comando pants, short skirts, spiked collars/braclets, painted nails, lots of jewellery, lots of make-up and generally has long hair of various colours (natural and unatural) and can have tattoos.

Generally she is opinionated and has a strong personality. This comes from hanging around metalheads all day and having to stand-up for herself to be heard. She generally gets along with guys better than other women although when she meets fellow metal maidens (not groupie-whores! or false-metal chicks!) she can form lasting friendships.

NOT to be confused with a groupie!
Metalhead: "Fuck! That Iron Maiden concert rocked!"

Metalmaiden: "Yep - It was fucken awesome! I really loved that they played lots from Powerslave. That's my fuckin favourite!"

MH: "Yep - that was fuckin sweet!"

MM: "Cumon, let's go get a beer and discuss the whole concert song by song. I wanna get a t-shirt on the way out"
metalmaiden by sinders666 January 31, 2008

Metalmaniacal 

A term used to describe someone who is completely and utterly obsessed with heavy metal.
You are metalmaniacal because you took the time to alphabatize every band you listen to!

digitec metalmaster 

the sorriest distortion pedal in the world
(refer to Brad Butler)

metalhands 

Usually an online term used to express a 'rock-on' type attitude to other people. Common groups using this expression: True metalheads, dick-sucking emo's, and posers.
\m/ This symbol can also be modified to -- \m/(>_<)\m/
GoThiK666MagGoT: Anyone here like Slipknot?
Incompetent_Thug01: wht is taht?
Glas_Und_Tranen: It's a nu-metal band, you incestual little freak.
GoThiK666MagGoT: Glas, I see you like Megaherz. They pwn.
Glas_Und_Tranen: Fuck yeah. Metalhands! \m/
Incompetent_Thug01: i masturb8 soo hard taht my fingrs falll off nad hit ym kybord. i am a n00b.
GoThiK666MagGoT: Eat shit and die.
Glas_Und_Tranen: \m/ It's like watching Tupac die all over again.
metalhands by elite_shadowsnake November 27, 2006

Metalvangelist 

Someone who possesses a keen knowledge of Metal music and other great yet obscure bands and albums.
I was at the DMV and I ran into this Metalvangelist who explained to me that my favorite band really sucks, and he was right!
Metalvangelist by Saajin March 13, 2010

metamangle 

verb:
To create new meta that disfigures or defies a game.

Famous Gamer:
Gaming celebrity since Battlefield 2 was the best Shooter on the market. Est 2009.
"Nobody has seen this kind of play style in this game ever. He must be metamangle".
metamangle by Metamangle March 28, 2016