ridiculity

The state ridiculous, or the state of rediculousness. When there is a general feeling of ridiculous nonsense about.
This bullshit just reeks of ridiculity. Ridiculity abound! This whole system is pure ridiculity.
by 60 Central February 28, 2008
mugGet the ridiculity mug.

candlehead

This word was first derived in 2002 when a two year old boy pointed at his red headed mother and said "candlehead".
"Mommy is a candlehead."
by 60 Central February 28, 2008
mugGet the candlehead mug.

Corporate Spider

The person in an organization that spends most of her time trying to devise some new form or buerueacratic paper trail to cement her position within the firm, and ensnare other Employees in a paperwork nightmare, that only She can help them through.
Drone 1: Man what the hell is this new form?
Drone 2: Oh that is the new form that Sheila our Corporate Spider implemented last week. You have to fill that out to request the form for office supplies, and then get it approved by an Executive. There is a flow chart attached to the email she sent out to the entire company. You did get the email didn't you?
by 60 Central April 11, 2008
mugGet the Corporate Spider mug.

H-Town

Houston, Texas. A well known slang alias for Houston originating in the mid 1990's from an unknown source and widely used by the lower classes, gangbangers, drug traffickers, youths, etc.
Chamillionaire is from H-Town. Patrick Swayze is from H-Town. H-Town is hot as a bitch in August yo!
by 60 Central March 20, 2008
mugGet the H-Town mug.

see-through house

unoccupied long-for-sale homes with "FOR SALE" signs out front and with a desperate owner so obviously gone that even the curtains are gone, or nearly all curtains.
'Well it looks like we have another see-through house down the street, and I guess Joe couldn't make the mortgage after he bought that Mercedes.'
by 60 Central March 19, 2008
mugGet the see-through house mug.

cumsquat

Squating to urinate after sex but only able to excrete semen.
I had to sit down to pee, and all I could do was cumsquat.
by 60 Central February 28, 2008
mugGet the cumsquat mug.

jerk smelter

The mixture of semen and personal lubricant that builds up on the tip of the penis during masturbation
Hey Eve, could you wipe off that jerk smelter?
by 60 Central February 29, 2008
mugGet the jerk smelter mug.