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Ghost mall

A mall where most tenants have vacated.due to changes in retail shopping patterns. Online shopping plays a big role in this phenomonem.

Hey! Let's go to fiesta mall today. It's. Almost a ghost mall at this point.i'll bring my camera

We could shoot some great video!

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021

Line producer

The person on a movie set who literally. Calls the shots
This person keeps the show. Rolling. On time and if they're really good under budget. Helpful Attributes for this job are a loud camp counselor outdoor voice and probably a bullhorn or megaphone wouldn't hurt either!

Line producer to actors and crew on the set:"ok break down scene 15-a we move on! Set up for 33 c interior in 2 hours.we are at lunch break for an hour and a half in 5
4 3 2 1.........

by 4realazitgits April 7, 2021

The treatment

Basically the treatment is an outline for a potential script. Sort of the google earth view of the story. It's also a diagnostic tool of sorts. Treatments don't have dialogue and allow all parties to glean an overview of such elements like character arcs and narrative arcs of the story line.

The treatment for "zombies ate my wife's clit"was pitched at a pre script meeting today. I think it went pretty well. We "stretched it out " to 3 hours so we could write off the 3 martini lunch!

by 4realazitgits April 2, 2021

Clyde torres

Wordplay on the word clitoris. Back before cellphones were so ubiquitous. It was fun to go to airports and have this "person" paged…

Airport paging system announcement: clyde torres, please meet your party at the entrance to the conley ingus food court. Concourse. Co

by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021

Unreal

Television series which premiered on Life time in 2015 and ran untii 2018. The series is based on a book by Sara gertrude shapiro that exposes the unctuous under belly of the reality TV genre.

Unreal is a salacious sendup of the reality TV genre.its rapier wit and incisive invective eviscerates the ersatz conundrum through the vehicle of a fictional reality show entitled" everlasting" which bears a strange resemblance to the"bachelor" series

by 4realazitgits April 11, 2021

Bitch or whore?

Really fun road trip game between 2 people. It's really simple one person throws out the name of some. Random celebrity or politician. The 2 people then say whether they think the person is y bitch or a whore. If they agree fine if not fine . The coolest things about this game are that there's no keeping score and it really helps the miles go by fast!

Will farrell. Bitch or whore?

by 4realazitgits April 7, 2021

El camino real

Translates to the king's highway. The original road built during the spanish colonial era runs from Baja California del sur thru Calif up to the north of Sonoma a significant portion of it runs through tby
The san Francisco bay area; specifically mostly down the san mateo county peninsula.starting just south of daly. City. Where. It transitions from mission blvd to y ecm. It then runs down the peninsula to san Jose. Most of it runs through a polyglot melange of shopping centers. Car dealerships restaurants hotel and motels and the like.

I was gonna take the el camino real instead of "280" from daly city down to san Jose to see how long it takes
I was in stop and go traffic the whole way down! And it took all afternoon to get there!

by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021