Cucumbersome lover

Term used to describe using a cucumber 🥒 as a dildo. That's the 'long and the short' of it!
My rabbits out of town at the sex toys convention in Las Vegas. So I guess I'll have to use my. Cucumbersome lover instead
by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021
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Peegasm

When you think 🤔 you have to pee but you have an orgasm instead. This can work for both men and women.in women it usually happens when a woman hits her g-spot just right and she gushes a bunch of girl juice. In guys it starts out as pee then transitions to pre come.and finally erupts as the mother lode.
Sheila: I was doing the Sybian. Last night at the Kundalini sex retreat. I thought I had to pee 😂 but I had a. Peegasm instead. I had to spend 2hours cleaning up the girl juice. Priscilla: Lucky you! I spent the night watching TV the Kundaliningus channel specifically.
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Yosh bowl

Short for yoshinara bowl. A Japanese fast food restaurant. In la…a few years ago it was the butt end (if you'll pardon the pun) of a lot of jokes because eating

There can give you the trots!
Hey, let's head to the yosh bowl up on Manchester Tonite…but don't forget to take Pepto first!
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Buy a merkin

Another word play this time on the slogan ". Buy . American". In this case it means buy a pussy wig.
Alicia: Jake why did I have my curly ques lasered off when the natural look is coming back in down there? What do I do now? Jake: I dunno! Buy a merkin
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Jizzdickulate

To use one's hands in a dramatic fashion while jerking off
I will. Jizzdickulate tonight if it doesn't make too much noise
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Willem dafoe

Brilliant character actor with a chiseled face tailor made for portraying a villain.which he did in the 1985 movie "to live and die in la" with his portrayal of counterieter Eric Masters. He's well known for his portrayal of Sgt elias in 1987s "platoon"as well as his role in "the last temptation of christ"
Willem dafoe has had a long time affiliation with the 'wooster project' an off off broadway theater ensemble.
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Borscht svelte

Someone akin to a lounge lizard who may dress gaudily. And feel they are on fleek but they're really just a has been…
See that guy in the corner in the leisure suit? Definitely a. Borscht svelte.
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