417smokey's definitions

arkansas cheesecake

When you ejaculate inside a person, and then let it drip out to top a cheesecake. Then serve the cheesecake to someone on their birthday

Jo got an Arkansas cheesecake for her 30th birthday

by 417smokey May 23, 2023

dil-dozing

When you fall asleep with your dildo still inside you.

Caught Amy dil-dozing last Friday after dateline...

by 417smokey January 7, 2023

Arkansas Threesome

When you have sex with a girl and her kid is asleep in the bed or the same room...

Me and LaToya had an arkansas threesome goin on before cartoons saturday morning....

by 417smokey August 18, 2019

musspelled

A way you say you misspelled something while actually misspelling the word....

sorry i said I wanted to duck your girl Sean.... I was drunk and musspelled it!

by 417smokey September 6, 2020

covfeferific

Way to say you are in a good mood when you are actually in a bad mood. Similar to covfefetastic.

I heard Richie is doin covfeferific after his wife got the house, the boat and alimony...

by 417smokey June 29, 2020

twirthday

Your Twitter birthday, or anniversary of starting your Twitter account.

Oct 8th is my twirthday! We are having a hashtag party....

by 417smokey November 30, 2020

Quarantalent

a talent you discover you have as a result of all the free time you have during quarantine.

yo man, slow cooking ribs is my QuaranTalent.

by 417smokey May 14, 2020