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donkey love

Donkey love, also know as cum, jizz, juice, or just love is so named because the person often makes donkey like noises when excreting it from his penis.
by 2nd seal February 18, 2003
mugGet the donkey lovemug.

super shocker

similar to the shocker with the addition of the thumb and tongue. 2 in the pit, 1 in the shit, thumb on the clit, and tongue on the tit.
I think I am going to give little betty the super shocker tonight. Giggity giggity.
by 2nd Seal September 9, 2003
mugGet the super shockermug.

Flaming Hell-cock

When a true pervert dies and goes to hell he may become a demon who rapes sinners with his fiery penis of eternal suffering.
I'm gonna fuck you with my flaming hell-cock, and your ass will BURN for eternity!
by 2nd seal February 18, 2003
mugGet the Flaming Hell-cockmug.

choppin' the wood

Choppin' the wood is a term for masturbation in which the masturbator get blisters on his hand from doing it too hard.
I was choppin' the wood last night and I got a giant blister in the middle of my hand.
by 2nd Seal September 9, 2003
mugGet the choppin' the woodmug.

felching session

A felching session is the act of either ejaculating into your partners rectum, then using a straw to suck it out, or, sticking a gerbil in your partners ass.
I took part in a felching session, now my farts are all bubbly.
by 2nd Seal November 24, 2003
mugGet the felching sessionmug.

dang man a ding dang do

A phrase coined by dumbass rednecks all over the south and made famous by Denis Leary.
Dang man! A ding dang do! I can't think of a damn intelligent thing to say on account of bein' a dumb redneck.
by 2nd Seal February 19, 2003
mugGet the dang man a ding dang domug.

Golgotha

English-the place of the skull. The location of the crucifixtion of Christ. Named because of its resemblence to a human skull.
Christ was crucified at Golgotha.
by 2nd Seal December 9, 2003
mugGet the Golgothamug.

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