Definitions by 2nd Seal

Golgotha 

English-the place of the skull. The location of the crucifixtion of Christ. Named because of its resemblence to a human skull.

Christ was crucified at Golgotha.

Golgotha by 2nd Seal December 9, 2003

felching session 

A felching session is the act of either ejaculating into your partners rectum, then using a straw to suck it out, or, sticking a gerbil in your partners ass.

I took part in a felching session, now my farts are all bubbly.

felching session by 2nd Seal November 24, 2003

super shocker 

similar to the shocker with the addition of the thumb and tongue. 2 in the pit, 1 in the shit, thumb on the clit, and tongue on the tit.

I think I am going to give little betty the super shocker tonight. Giggity giggity.

super shocker by 2nd Seal September 9, 2003

choppin' the wood 

Choppin' the wood is a term for masturbation in which the masturbator get blisters on his hand from doing it too hard.

I was choppin' the wood last night and I got a giant blister in the middle of my hand.

choppin' the wood by 2nd Seal September 9, 2003

dang man a ding dang do 

A phrase coined by dumbass rednecks all over the south and made famous by Denis Leary.

Dang man! A ding dang do! I can't think of a damn intelligent thing to say on account of bein' a dumb redneck.

dang man a ding dang do by 2nd Seal February 19, 2003

Suick3 

A Suick3 is a person who tries to slit his wrist with a coke can.

Suick3 by 2nd seal February 18, 2003

donkey love 

Donkey love, also know as cum, jizz, juice, or just love is so named because the person often makes donkey like noises when excreting it from his penis.

donkey love by 2nd seal February 18, 2003