Dang man! A ding dang do! I can't think of a damn intelligent thing to say on account of bein' a dumb redneck.
by 2nd Seal February 19, 2003
A felching session is the act of either ejaculating into your partners rectum, then using a straw to suck it out, or, sticking a gerbil in your partners ass.
by 2nd Seal November 24, 2003
Choppin' the wood is a term for masturbation in which the masturbator get blisters on his hand from doing it too hard.
by 2nd Seal September 09, 2003
When a true pervert dies and goes to hell he may become a demon who rapes sinners with his fiery penis of eternal suffering.
by 2nd seal February 18, 2003
by 2nd seal February 18, 2003
similar to the shocker with the addition of the thumb and tongue. 2 in the pit, 1 in the shit, thumb on the clit, and tongue on the tit.
by 2nd Seal September 09, 2003
Injaculation is sticking 2 fingers on your PC muscle near the anus to keep semen from coming out during the orgasm. The semen is pushed back into the persons bladder, prolonging the orgasm and causing some painfull pissing in the morning.
by 2nd seal February 18, 2003