Definitions by 2can Chu

Fagzilla

A person who does nothing but chainsmoke. They usually polute the environment of everyone they live near and smell like an old ashtray, whist being equally oblivious to what they are inflicting on everyone else.

Pauline ‘Fag-ash’ Galpin is such a fagzilla. All she ever does is stand in her front garden smoking Bensons all day. It’s so bad that you can’t even open your windows in summer.

Fagzilla by 2can Chu June 19, 2026

Naki

A person who mother is black and who’s father is Indian or Pakistani

Delroy thinks he’s down with the clique but they all know he’s actually a naki

Naki by 2can Chu January 28, 2026

Pigger

A person who mother is Indian/ Pakistani and who’s father is black.

Ranjit isn’t really Indian, he’s a pigger.

Pigger by 2can Chu January 28, 2026

cock snaffler 

A female or gay male who goes round the orgy getting all the other men off right at the beginning meaning they are all on ‘cool down time’ and there is no cock left for anyone else

Better get to the orgy early, Kai is such a cock snaffler that there won’t be any left for anyone else.

cock snaffler by 2can Chu March 25, 2024

Joey 

A slang term for a person with Down’s syndrome or other severe learning difficulties, suitable for use in circumstances where the terms ‘spastic’ and ‘retard’ are difficult to use

Dave you Joey, don’t lick your fingers and put them in the electrical socket.

Half a pound of nuts and bolts, half a pound of a plastic. Put them in a washing machine, out comes a Joey.

Joey by 2can Chu May 30, 2019