2B+'s definitions

LaughingHaley

LaughingHaley is someone who continues to run for president even when losing their own state by at 20 points.

Did you hear about the latest LaughingHaley, they refuse to drop out out of the race, ostensibly to increase their PAC war chest for a future run or to fund a campaign opposition.

by 2B+ February 26, 2024

Hate Speech

You have the right to say anything, as defined by the 1st. amendment of the US Constitution. So it follows that there is no hate speech, there's only speech that you hate. The speaker doesn't display hate, only the listener does, up to and including the threat of force to silence the speaker.

There is no hate speech, there's only speech that you hate.

by 2B+ January 27, 2024

speech police

Speech Police are do-gooder individuals or government officials who correct or silence others when they speak their minds when using banned or disparaging words.

The speech police are actively correcting anyone who say it's a chinese virus.

by 2B+ March 21, 2020

WTAFJB

WTAFJB, is the netspeak acronym for, What The Actual Fuck Joe Biden, when saying, WTFJB is not enough to convey your disgust or loathing about what Joe Biden has done or is doing. Emphasis is on the 'actual fuck' because the fuck has been verified to be true.

WTAFJB could be heard all over the country when the truth was verified.

by 2B+ February 13, 2023

emotive

Emotives are symbols, phrases, or images used to emotionally motivate people. They can be negative or positive, but it depends on what motivation or response is desired from the viewer or listener. They can cause emotional pain or happiness and can be used to manipulate others into action or make them experience despair.

After viewing negative emotives last night, Bill fell into a deep depression.

by 2B+ March 9, 2016

autodrone

Any land based vehicle that operates without a driver.

Hey Bill, lets take my autodrone, we can play poker on the way.

by 2B+ March 3, 2015

urinffiti

Urinffiti is like writing graffiti but without paint. It is best done in the winter when there is snow on the ground. What you can write is determined by your bladder unless it's a group effort. Sorry ladies but this form of communication is best done with a penis.

The first lady wanted to know who wrote the urinffiti outside the white house. The Secret Service investigated and reported to the first lady that the urinffitti was indeed her husband's piss but the hand writing was from the vice president.

by 2B+ October 1, 2020