48 definitions by 2014_chiguy
An event that makes you wish you had some Lipton tea to sip on while making a statement that ends with, "But that's none of my business."
Joe: I had a Lipton tea moment yesterday when I saw your girlfriend's car parked outside her ex boyfriend's house.
Mike: Thanks for looking out for me. We'll have to talk.
Mike: Thanks for looking out for me. We'll have to talk.
by 2014_chiguy August 24, 2014
Joe: What happened to your wrist?
Mike: I sprained it at the gym. I've gotta go lefty for the next two weeks.
Joe: That sucks.
Mike: I sprained it at the gym. I've gotta go lefty for the next two weeks.
Joe: That sucks.
by 2014_chiguy June 5, 2013
Joe: What happened to your wrist?
Mike: I sprained it at the gym. I've gotta go righty for the next two weeks.
Joe: That sucks.
Mike: I sprained it at the gym. I've gotta go righty for the next two weeks.
Joe: That sucks.
by 2014_chiguy June 5, 2013
Comedian: Did you guys hear about Paris? She said the N word at a party. For once in her life, she made the news for something that came out of her mouth.
Audience: Ooh!
this is an ooh joke
Audience: Ooh!
this is an ooh joke
by 2014_chiguy October 12, 2007
Wife: You've been washing your hands for ten minutes. What happened?
Husband: Jacob baby bombed me.
Wife: Sucks to be you.
Husband: Jacob baby bombed me.
Wife: Sucks to be you.
by 2014_chiguy June 13, 2013
by 2014_chiguy March 4, 2014
Joe: What did you do this weekend?
Mike: I binge watched Breaking Bad. Hashtag awesome.
Joe: You're a hashtagaholic. You need help.
Mike: I binge watched Breaking Bad. Hashtag awesome.
Joe: You're a hashtagaholic. You need help.
by 2014_chiguy May 9, 2014