2014_chiguy's definitions

jag master

one who screws up at the worst possible time.

did you see jason kidd lose the ball off his foot??
yup. jag master.

by 2014_chiguy December 9, 2006

You're off my Christmas card list

A phrase jokingly used around the holiday season to let someone know you don't want to be associated with them anymore.

Joe: You promised you wouldn't get drunk and act a fool at the party.

Mike: Shit happens.

Joe: You're off my Christmas card list.

by 2014_chiguy November 23, 2014

Tijuana Rose

A rosebud with Tajín sprinkled on it.

A Tijuana rose tastes better than most of the food I’ve eaten.

by 2014_chiguy September 8, 2021

eat monkey ass

General insult; the consumption of monkey ass is not expected or required

Joe: Is it okay if I sext your ex-girlfriend?

Mike: Eat monkey ass.

by 2014_chiguy November 26, 2013

send off

One who sends you on a blank mission.
One who misguides or misdirects.

Dude, you told me Chucky Cheese was on 15th, but it was really on 19th. You're a motherfuckin' send off.

by 2014_chiguy October 15, 2006

marf

douche, bitch, choch, chode, lame, etc.

Dude, you're such a marf.

by 2014_chiguy January 4, 2008

respect the boner

To acknowledge that your boyfriend or husband has a boner for good reason and willingly have sex with him.

I gave you a massage for a whole hour. All I want is a quick blow job. Respect the boner.

by 2014_chiguy April 19, 2014