pothole paranoia

The extreme fear of running over a pothole. Habits of those with this affliction include driving under the speed limit, swerving frequently to avoid any cracks or bumps in the road, and taking alternative routes despite an increased commute. This usually sets in shortly after blowing a tire when running over a pothole.

Joe: Why were you guys late for work today?

Mike: Jeff took a strange route and drove under the speed limit the whole way.

Joe: Pothole paranoia claims another victim.

by 2014_chiguy January 15, 2014

baby bomb

When you get shit on your fingers while checking a baby's diaper.

Wife: You've been washing your hands for ten minutes. What happened?

Husband: Jacob baby bombed me.

Wife: Sucks to be you.

by 2014_chiguy June 13, 2013

fack

To punch someone, preferably in the face.

John was talikin' shit, so facked his ass.

by 2014_chiguy October 17, 2006

family ATM

The member of the family who everyone else has to borrow money from. This person has disposable income because he or she made all the right choices in life.

Joe: Why are you using your credit card? Is everything okay?

Tom: I let my mom borrow $200 last week. My brothers also owe me $300 each.

Joe: Family ATM?

Tom: Yep.

by 2014_chiguy August 20, 2013

1 in 4 club

Those with genital herpes. This is a reference to the fact that 1 in 4 people has genital herpes.

Joe: I went on a date with Karyn last night.
Mark: Dude, she's in the 1 in 4 club!
Joe: I won't be dating her again!

by 2014_chiguy May 04, 2008

number 3

To masturbate; to beat it.

Dude, you've been in there forever. Are you going number 3?

by 2014_chiguy November 06, 2006

bust her water balloon

To make a girl squirt.

Did you fuck Janet yesterday?
Did you bust her water balloon?
You know it.

by 2014_chiguy April 14, 2007