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Tooled

To get beaten badly in an online video game.
hehe you guys just got fucking tooled!
by 1337 Fork August 26, 2005
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Straight Edge

A lifestlye, A movement, A promise.
Straight Edge was originally started By Ian McAye and the band Minor Threat in 1981. Being Straight edge is keeping yourself pure and not polluting your body with Alchohol, Drugs, and other Substances. Some Straight Edge followers do not eat meat or dairy, some do not ingest caffine, or even sugar. The Mark of Straight edge is three X's (X X X) sometimes abreviated sXe, Straight Edge followers typically wear two X's on the backs of their hands at hardcore shows, or sometimes everyday, Bouncers back in the day would mark underaged concergoers so bartenders would know not to serve them alchoholic beverages, so the Straight Edge followers took that symbol and made it into their mark. Many Followers belive that the three X's stand for: No Alchohol, No Drugs, No Sex (permiscious sex), but some think it stands for Body, Mind, and Soul.
Straight Edge is the only way I can live, and I will hold true forever. XXX
by 1337 Fork April 9, 2006
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Funky Chicken

A crazed bum who resides in Athens, Georgia. See Willie James Huff

also goes by the alias Allah Rackbar
Funky Chicken: RACK EM RACK RACK EM RACK RACK RACK EM RACK RACK BALL
by 1337 Fork March 6, 2010
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facebook

1) Easy place to go see pictures of half-naked, sometimes FULLY naked girls, who are sometimes your friends, but you don't say anything about it to anyone else.

2) Something you hear screamed a loud when young American teen girls get drunk and take pictures of themselves, other popular things shouted include "MYSPACE!" , "DEFAULT!", and "FUCK ME" if you're good looking like I am.
1) "Fuck, my porn videos aren't working, and Jean is a fat slut I don't want her over here...time to check out facebook"

2) Girl 1: "OMG SMILEEEEE"
Girl 2: "FACEBOOOOOK! AHAHAHA"
by 1337 Fork January 12, 2008
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newbed

To be beaten by a newb , Someone who is knew at a game.
HAHAH That guy just got fucking newbed!
by 1337 Fork August 26, 2005
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Neo

Main chracter in the Wachowski brothers Matrix trilogy. Neo is played by actor Keanu Reeves. Neo is a mythical man and his coming was fortold in a propehcy.
Neo is really amazing! Look at his uber skills!
by 1337 Fork August 27, 2005
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Alien 3

Film made in 1993, directed by David Fincher. This is the third installment of the Alien series. This film takes place on Fiorna 'Fury' 161, a correctional facility, home to many convicted felons. Ripley, Cpl. Dwayne Hicks, Newt, and Bishop crash land on Fury in an EEV. Ripley is the only survivor, the others all did not survive the crash. Ripley's ship brought along a lone egg, which when hatched, attached to one of the inmates dogs. When the alien had burst out of the dog, it began its massacre. Ripley had to rally the inmates to help her stop the alien. Ripley then finds out she has a queen alien inside of her. With no weapons in the facility, the inmates are forced to use their leadworks as the only means of stopping the alien. After the alien was finally stoped only Ripley and a couple on inmates were left alive. Then the company along with a few representatives came to Fury, in hopes of taking the xenomorph back with them, for study. Ripley knows the consciquences of this, and she throws herself into a reactor, killing her along with the alien queen.
by 1337 Fork August 26, 2005
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