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Divided States of America
Non-Racist: Chants USA
Racist: Chants DSA
DSA by 1234567890abcdefghij August 17, 2020

Divided States of America 

The United States under the Trump-Pence Administration
What if the Divided States of America is the new United States of America?

presidential oath of office

"I (state your name) do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, so help me God."
Chief justice: Mr./Mrs. President, are you ready to take the presidential oath of office?

President: I am

Chief Justice: Repeat after me, I (president’s name) do solemnly swear

President: I (name) do solemnly swear

Chief Justice: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States

President: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States

Chief Justice: and will to the best of my ability

President: and will to the best of my ability

Chief Justice: preserve, protect, and defend

President: preserve, protect, and defend

Chief Justice: The Constitution of the United States

President: The Constitution of the United States

Chief Justice: So help me God

President: So help me God

Chief Justice and President of the United States: (shake hands)

Chief Justice: says “Congratulations Mr./Mrs. President.” while shaking hands with the POTUS

President: Gives inaugural address
I know that FDR served three consecutive terms and died in his fourth term but what if he lived?
FDR by 1234567890abcdefghij August 15, 2020

I like Ike

Ike for President. Ike for President. Ike for President.
You like Ike, I like Ike, everybody likes Ike for President.
Bring out the banners, beat the drums, we'll take Ike to Washington.
We don't want John or Dean or Harry. Let's do that big job right.

Let's get in step with the guy that's hep. Get in step with Ike.
You like Ike, I like Ike, everybody likes Ike for president.
Bring out the banners, beat the drums, we'll take Ike to Washington.
We've got to get where we are going, travel day and night.
Let Adlai go the other way. We'll all go with Ike.
You like Ike, I like Ike, everybody likes Ike for President.
Bring out the banners, beat the drums, we'll take Ike to Washington.

We'll take Ike to Washington!

Now is the time for all good Americans to come to the aid of their country.
I like that “I like Ike” song and I hear it every day. I’m definitely voting Dwight D. Eisenhower for President and Richard Nixon for Vice President in the 1952 Election. I love Eisenhower’s policies, too.

Presidential Medal of Freedom 

An award bestowed by the president of the United States to recognize people who have made "an especially meritorious contribution to the security or national interests of the United States, world peace, cultural or other significant public or private endeavors". The Presidential Medal of Freedom and the Congressional Gold Medal are the highest civilian awards of the United States. The award is not limited to U.S. citizens and, while it is a civilian award, it can also be awarded to military personnel and worn on the uniform. It was established in 1963 by President John F. Kennedy, superseding the Medal of Freedom that was established by President Harry S. Truman in 1945 to honor civilian service during World War II.
In the picture below, Vice President Joe Biden earned the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2017 with distinction.

Old Town Road 

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (Kio, Kio)
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Ridin' on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull ridin' and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I got the
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more