1069's definitions

Sour Patch Kids

Kick ass candy from Canada. Starts out sour, then turns sweet. It may or may not give you the worse smelling gas ever.

Ingredients:

Sugar, Invert Sugar, Corn Syrup, Modified Corn Starch, Tartaric Acid, Citric Acid, Natural Artificial Flavoring, Yellow 6, Red 40, Yellow 5 and Blue 1.

Sour Patch Kids are awesome man.

by 1069 May 23, 2006

spider

An insect that has a lot of legs and eyes. Sometimes fur. Can be poison. Come in all different sizes and colors but are usually brown or black. Makes females scream.

I hate spiders they just crawl all over the place they crawl down my wires, crawl down my plugs, crawel down my wall and I had to go kill it with a book.

by 1069 May 23, 2006

Kiss FM

Usually involves Clear Channel Communications or Entercom. An automation system. Recordings of dudes with huge egos flirting with teenage girls. Reverb. Pitched up music. And the same cRAP played over and over and over and over and over and over and over again until you want to throw your radio out the window.

Can also mean other things. Depends on the city.

102.7 KIIS FM I'm Ryan Seacrest and I love myself.
103.7 KISS FM hey here's some more rap yo girlie girl
103.5 KISS FM whats up I'm a dude hey here's a hot joint girlie girl I want yo numba!
96-1 KISS FM here's Jack Johnson with Flake!
Kiss 108 is WXKS Medford-Boston
104-7 KISS FM whazzup Phoenix yo we playin some HOT JOINTZ FO SHO!

etc

by 1069 May 23, 2006

Hanson

The only "boyband" of the late 90s that was actually a "band" and consisted of "boys" Wrote all their own songs, played their own instruments, all that good stuff. Made 5th grade girls faint.

Hanson best known for MMMBop and Where's The Love

by 1069 January 30, 2006

nightclub

A place where people dance, drink and take drugs.

I like to party at the nightclub.

by 1069 August 25, 2006

briefs

One of the 2 main underwear styes. They are good for 2 things

1. Support
2. Hiding your erection

They are bad for 2 others:

1. Wedgies
2. Embarrassment

I got a big woody today in class and it was embarrassing. Next time I'm wearing briefs under my boxers.

by 1069 December 26, 2005

rootkit

What Sony BMG uses to fuck people's computers up when they stick in one of the CDs manufactured by them.

Sony BMG is so mad about piracy that they stick viruses called rootkits onto the CDs so the people who buy their $16 pieces of plastic won't think twice about doing it ever again.

by 1069 November 7, 2005