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Dell

A computer sold mostly off the internet, via newspaper ads and TV ads. It comes pre loaded with all kinds of crap software that is useless. After all that is uninstalled it becomes a pretty decent computer for the cheap price. A fresh XP install is recommended.
Dude, you're getting a Dell! Hold on lemmie grab some weed.
by 1069 August 27, 2005
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Kelly Clarkson

The only American Idol winner who really had major success, probably because she puts out the best songs of them all.
Coming up we got Kelly Clarkson right here on on your #1 hit music station.
by 1069 August 27, 2005
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the beatles

You cannot get better then The Beatles. They are by far the most influental and quality band.

Albums include:

Beatles Featuring Tony Sheridan (Basically the earliest example. Them backing Tony Sheridan and not all that good)

Please Please Me (First album. Responsible for I Saw Her Standing There, their kick ass version of Twist & Shout, Love Me Do and P.S. I Love You)

With The Beatles (Second album)

A Hard Days Night (Third album. Went along with their first movie)

Beatles For Sale (Fourth album. Responsible for their big hit Eight Days A Week, Words Of Love, Matchbox, Slow Down and others)

Help! (Went along with their second movie of the same name. Responsible for Help!, Ticket To Ride and Yesterday)

Rubber Soul (Sixth album. They were beginning their drug period during this album. You will notice the Sitar beginning to show up from George as well as John apparently inhailing reefer during the song "Girl")

Revolver (Seventh album. This album is good. It is responsible for songs like Yellow Submarine, And Your Bird Can Sing, Taxman and others)

Sargent Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (Part 2 of the group's evolution. Has a "Theme" to it. Very good album but highly over rated like Abby Road)

The Beatles AKA The White Album (This was the double set album. Called "The White Album" because of its cover. This is one of the best albums by the group.)

Yellow Submarine (Soundtrack to the animated movie with other songs thrown in)

Abby Road (THE last album. It was the last recorded even though Let It Be was the last released. The album is pretty good but it is over rated to the max.)

Let It Be (Last released but not last recorded. Not a very good album compared to the others. Probably because they were getting ready to disband during it and conditions are arguements were going on during it)
by 1069 September 5, 2005
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DMB

Dave Matthews Band. Kings of AAA (Adult Album Alternative)
And we got DMB coming up next on 93 XRT.
by 1069 September 25, 2005
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Coprophagia

The name of the condition that describes someone who loves to eat shit. As in stools or poo poo. It is occatinally seen in animals and sometimes humans. This is known as "Scat Eating"
by 1069 June 4, 2005
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scheisse

Shit. Shite. Merde. The "S" word. The other word for "Crap"

scheisse is the German word for it. Also known as Shyste
scheisse! This piece of scheisse computer won't work. Oh well. I have to go and take a scheisse.
by 1069 June 4, 2005
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Scientology

A load of brainwashing money grabbing crap. A religion that goes around teaching crap and harassing people who disagree with them. They are liars and cheats. You can tell these people are lying just by looking at their face while they're talking.
Scientology is bad, MMkay?
by 1069 July 7, 2005
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