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A form of autism believe it or not. Named after Hans Asperger.
Aspergers Syndrome can be mild or extreme. Its a gift and a curse at the same time.
Its known mostly for being a social issue. People with it can walk and talk like normal people but the ability to handle talking with people, dealing with people, understand social "cues" and even so much as going up and asking for a new cheeseburger in a restaurant if it is made wrong without feeling like a complete idiot and fearing what the people working there are thinking of them can and will be VERY hard. In other cases, so much as walking down the street is a problem for these people.
People with aspergers syndrome often have very small interests for example computers or radio or a certain TV show or music. Because of their lack of the ability to deal with people, people with this issue often stick to themselfs. Often in their rooms. They learn about their favorite subjects to the point of having encyclopedic knowldege of the subject. This is partially where the term "little professer" came from.
Aspergers Syndrome comes with a few additional problems. People with it often have strong OCD and deal with panic attacks.
Poeple with it have problems being touched. So much as being hugged or touched by their parents, family or anybody even close to them can be a very bad expirence for them.
grooming, wearing of socks, can be a problem.
bad posture is also a common problem with people with aspergers syndrome.
Aspergers Syndrome can be mild or extreme. Its a gift and a curse at the same time.
Its known mostly for being a social issue. People with it can walk and talk like normal people but the ability to handle talking with people, dealing with people, understand social "cues" and even so much as going up and asking for a new cheeseburger in a restaurant if it is made wrong without feeling like a complete idiot and fearing what the people working there are thinking of them can and will be VERY hard. In other cases, so much as walking down the street is a problem for these people.
People with aspergers syndrome often have very small interests for example computers or radio or a certain TV show or music. Because of their lack of the ability to deal with people, people with this issue often stick to themselfs. Often in their rooms. They learn about their favorite subjects to the point of having encyclopedic knowldege of the subject. This is partially where the term "little professer" came from.
Aspergers Syndrome comes with a few additional problems. People with it often have strong OCD and deal with panic attacks.
Poeple with it have problems being touched. So much as being hugged or touched by their parents, family or anybody even close to them can be a very bad expirence for them.
grooming, wearing of socks, can be a problem.
bad posture is also a common problem with people with aspergers syndrome.
by 1069 February 5, 2007
Get the asperger's syndromemug. Satellite radio service where high profile radio personalities (Howard Stern, Cousin Brucie, etc) go when they get pissed at regular radio.
by 1069 September 18, 2006
Get the Siriusmug. I like to party at the nightclub.
by 1069 August 25, 2006
Get the nightclubmug. What Sony BMG uses to fuck people's computers up when they stick in one of the CDs manufactured by them.
Sony BMG is so mad about piracy that they stick viruses called rootkits onto the CDs so the people who buy their $16 pieces of plastic won't think twice about doing it ever again.
by 1069 November 7, 2005
Get the rootkitmug. The only "boyband" of the late 90s that was actually a "band" and consisted of "boys" Wrote all their own songs, played their own instruments, all that good stuff. Made 5th grade girls faint.
by 1069 January 30, 2006
Get the Hansonmug. The name of the condition that describes someone who loves to eat shit. As in stools or poo poo. It is occatinally seen in animals and sometimes humans. This is known as "Scat Eating"
by 1069 June 4, 2005
Get the Coprophagiamug. One of the 2 main underwear styes. They are good for 2 things
1. Support
2. Hiding your erection
They are bad for 2 others:
1. Wedgies
2. Embarrassment
1. Support
2. Hiding your erection
They are bad for 2 others:
1. Wedgies
2. Embarrassment
I got a big woody today in class and it was embarrassing. Next time I'm wearing briefs under my boxers.
by 1069 December 26, 2005
Get the briefsmug.