1069's definitions
by 1069 December 26, 2005
Get the Garth Brooksmug. An insect that has a lot of legs and eyes. Sometimes fur. Can be poison. Come in all different sizes and colors but are usually brown or black. Makes females scream.
I hate spiders they just crawl all over the place they crawl down my wires, crawl down my plugs, crawel down my wall and I had to go kill it with a book.
by 1069 May 23, 2006
Get the spidermug. 1. A plan that's simple.
2. A band from Canada responsible for hits like "I'm Just A Kid", "I'd Do Anything", "Addicted", "Perfect", "Shut Up", "Welcome To My Life" and "Untitled" (Which has a drunk driving themed video) Well hated by people who think its not "real" or "quality" music
2. A band from Canada responsible for hits like "I'm Just A Kid", "I'd Do Anything", "Addicted", "Perfect", "Shut Up", "Welcome To My Life" and "Untitled" (Which has a drunk driving themed video) Well hated by people who think its not "real" or "quality" music
by 1069 August 27, 2005
Get the Simple Planmug. Class that the government forces on everybody so you don't get fat. It is basically a legal way for the school to abuse students by forcing them to do excercises, wear really crappy clothes and play sports and get hit in the head with the balls that the sports are played with. The gym teachers are usually overhyped bullies and just plain mean.
Adaptive PE is the class that they put the disabled kids in wheelchairs (Some can't see or hear) and force them to play sports. If you are in the adaptive PE class and are not disabled in any way other then ADD or mild autism, you will get talked down on by both the teacher and the student helpers. In adapted PE, the teacher really hates you and wishes she or he could smack your face in but forces themselfs to act all nice and calm.
Someone needs to ban PE for good for the health of students. There are more injuries in PE class then any other class in a school.
Adaptive PE is the class that they put the disabled kids in wheelchairs (Some can't see or hear) and force them to play sports. If you are in the adaptive PE class and are not disabled in any way other then ADD or mild autism, you will get talked down on by both the teacher and the student helpers. In adapted PE, the teacher really hates you and wishes she or he could smack your face in but forces themselfs to act all nice and calm.
Someone needs to ban PE for good for the health of students. There are more injuries in PE class then any other class in a school.
"ALRIGHT LETS STRECH"
"DROP & GIVE ME 100 PUSH UPS LETS GO WOO!!!"
"QUAD STRETCH"
"OK LETS PLAY DODGE BALL WOOO HOO!!!!"
"YOU DIDN'T DRESS FOR GYM! DETENTION!"
"Take that blind kid in the wheel chair and make him shoot some hoops"
Gym sucks.
"DROP & GIVE ME 100 PUSH UPS LETS GO WOO!!!"
"QUAD STRETCH"
"OK LETS PLAY DODGE BALL WOOO HOO!!!!"
"YOU DIDN'T DRESS FOR GYM! DETENTION!"
"Take that blind kid in the wheel chair and make him shoot some hoops"
Gym sucks.
by 1069 April 1, 2005
Get the Physical Educationmug. Being one with the water. Stroking. Diving. Underwater swimming. Back floating. Water All of these are examples of things people do when they swim.
Swimming is basically a combination of floating and stroaking and movement while in the water. Knowing how to swim and doing it regularly can be fun, tirding, healthy, and can also save your live in the event of an emergency on the water. People do it in lakes, pools, oceans, etc.
Swimming is basically a combination of floating and stroaking and movement while in the water. Knowing how to swim and doing it regularly can be fun, tirding, healthy, and can also save your live in the event of an emergency on the water. People do it in lakes, pools, oceans, etc.
by 1069 November 8, 2005
Get the swimmingmug. 
Get the Cinemaxmug. A computer sold mostly off the internet, via newspaper ads and TV ads. It comes pre loaded with all kinds of crap software that is useless. After all that is uninstalled it becomes a pretty decent computer for the cheap price. A fresh XP install is recommended.
by 1069 August 27, 2005
Get the Dellmug.