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Pyour parents called out Peter Piper's name last night, giving an excellent example of alliteration!!
by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 18, 2022
Get the Alliterationmug. Person A : Are you watching pornhub?
Person B : I- No-
Person A : Without me?
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Me : Get tf out of my room before I rip your dick off and stuff your balls inside your assholes.
Person B : I- No-
Person A : Without me?
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Me : Get tf out of my room before I rip your dick off and stuff your balls inside your assholes.
by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 19, 2022
Get the Pornhubmug. YOUR mom : Whatcha got under those pants of yours ;)
Me(your new step dad that still don't love you) : the cause of your STDs ;)
*proceeds to play sword fighting with YOUR mom after we both take out our giant PENISES and starts dancing.
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO MY MOM
Me(10,11 buff cat with whiskers made from your mom's special nose hair) : Hey my step son that I DON'T love, I just gave YOUR mom what she wants ;)
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : How could you guys do it without me?!!
*Everyone proceeds to unscrew their penises and throw them into the trash.
YOUR mom : Y'know what, we shouldn't let this penis break our family apart.
*She says as she throws her penis into the air and it explodes.
*Then we lived happily ever after with YOUR mom and my step son that I DON'T love.
Me(your new step dad that still don't love you) : the cause of your STDs ;)
*proceeds to play sword fighting with YOUR mom after we both take out our giant PENISES and starts dancing.
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO MY MOM
Me(10,11 buff cat with whiskers made from your mom's special nose hair) : Hey my step son that I DON'T love, I just gave YOUR mom what she wants ;)
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : How could you guys do it without me?!!
*Everyone proceeds to unscrew their penises and throw them into the trash.
YOUR mom : Y'know what, we shouldn't let this penis break our family apart.
*She says as she throws her penis into the air and it explodes.
*Then we lived happily ever after with YOUR mom and my step son that I DON'T love.
by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 18, 2022
Get the Penismug. by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 18, 2022
Get the Tommyinnitmug. FUCKING SHAPESHIFTERSS!!!!!
Dinosaur A : Someone told me that Manidens guy used to be a womanidens
Dinosaur B : Be quiet, he's transgender, he might shapeshift into your mom and kill you
Dinosaur A : Oh.
Dinosaur B : Be quiet, he's transgender, he might shapeshift into your mom and kill you
Dinosaur A : Oh.
by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 19, 2022
Get the Transgendermug. Small dick middle school boy : OH MY GOD!!! HE'S DOGWATER!!!
Normal person : Die
*Shoots small dick middle school boy
Normal person : Die
*Shoots small dick middle school boy
by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 18, 2022
Get the Dogwatermug.