because you touch yourself at night

The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you.

Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

by 0niTTRay October 08, 2003

hentai

Animated porn from Japan. I have no idea why people get off to this stuff,but whatever floats your boat. Like the other definitions have said,there's lots of forms,more possibilities than porn,and such. That rape stuff sounds messed up though dude. 0_o

0niTTRay may have friends that like hentai,but the idea of cartoons having sex didn't appeal to him.

by 0niTTRay December 31, 2003

Catalack

The Entity

by 0niTTRay October 06, 2003

pawtucket patriot beer

If you buy it,hot women will have sex in your backyard!

I should buy some

by 0niTTRay December 29, 2003

geats

god-shooting rags

im in geats lab but this big cow is killing me plz hlp

by 0niTTRay October 06, 2003

OMGTKKYB

The acronym for a phrase used very commonly on the first 5 seasons of South Park.

*Kenny spontaneously combusts*
Stan: Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!

by 0niTTRay October 04, 2003

Almighty

Kool Aid Man

Nothing will ever destroy Kool Aid Man Almighty.

by 0niTTRay December 05, 2003