0neHugeWang!'s definitions

SYNTHETIC

Synthetic; Endless natural vaginal lubricant with a viscosity comparable to and as reliable as synthetic oil.

When I was fucking my girlfriend she was synthetic. She was so wet and slippery it we fucked for hours like her pussy was dripping synthetic lubricant.

by 0neHugeWang! October 20, 2023

Poopourri

Diaper scent that masks the smell of human excrement.

The baby took a giant shit, but fortunately we had the diaper sprayed with poopourri and it masked the smell.

by 0neHugeWang! January 7, 2024

The Brink

A location in Pawcatuck, Connecticut, on the Pawcatuck River, named after an abandoned ferry, The Brinkerhoff,

Let's go down to The Brink and drink a few beers.

by 0neHugeWang! July 15, 2017

Pharlap

Pharlap; the extra, overlapping skin on female anatomy. The extra labia where the pubic hair rolls into the vagina. Where the nipples are removed and the skin is sewn together making the breasts look like the end of a football.

Allison had breast reductions and the doctor told her to stop smoking. She kept smoking and her nipples fell off. Now her tits match her vagina with pharlaps.

by 0neHugeWang! August 7, 2020

Australian Spitroast

The sexual position of two males facing each other with a female in between, one male fucking her from behind the other getting a blowjob but the female is upsidedown, arms and legs facing up, like she is in Australia.

She loves being spitroasted but really likes being manhandled and held off the ground, upsidedown, while being spitroasted, Australian style; Australian Spitroast!

by 0neHugeWang! May 21, 2021

Shlint

Shlint is the combination of excrement and lint.

I erred and trusted my fart. I shit a little and it mixed with the lint in my underwear making a pile of shlint.

by 0neHugeWang! May 21, 2021

eiffel tower

Two males and one female sex position where the female is double penetrated. One male in her anus, one in her vagina. The males legs are spread to resemble the four legs of the Eiffel Tower. The female is supported and her legs are off the ground. Her arms are thrust upright to resemble the tower portion of the Eiffel Tower. Also known as the French Tower of Power.

Dude, Booty Call and I fucked that slut. She was amazing in the Eiffel Tower!

by 0neHugeWang! August 21, 2018