0000's definitions

Nevada

home of deserts, whores, gambling, and corrupt politicians

I payed 5 bucks for a whore in Nevada

by 0000 October 16, 2003

missouri

flat state with lots of tornadoes and good sports teams

The Chiefs play in Missouri

by 0000 October 16, 2003

New York Knicks

2 time NBA champs; used to have great players like Reed/Frazier/Ewing; made the playoffs 12 straight years until they started 2 suck a few years ago

The Knicks used to always sell out. Now they don't have any fans.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

BlueJackets

shitty NHL team; their name sucks, their logo sucked til this year, and they suck; won't be good for a while

The Bluejackets suck

by 0000 October 20, 2003

Utah Jazz

NBA team w/ 20 straight playoff berths but no championships; lost 2 NBA finals in '97 and '98; had the greats Stockton and Malone til this year; the streak will end in '04

The Jazz lost Stockton and Malone.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

dolphins

Miami football team that loses in the 1st round of the playoffs every year

The Dolphins won 12 games this year, then lost 41-3 in the playoffs.

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Washington Wizards

former Baltimore/Washington Bullets; won an NBA championship in the '70s; haven't made the playoffs since '96; used to have Jordan, but sucked cause he was a 1-man team

The Wizards blow

by 0000 October 20, 2003