jets

team that eather is totally awesome or totally sux; former home of Namath

The Jets have Vinny Testaverde on their roser.

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Utah

full of mormons

by 0000 October 16, 2003

New York Knicks

2 time NBA champs; used to have great players like Reed/Frazier/Ewing; made the playoffs 12 straight years until they started 2 suck a few years ago

The Knicks used to always sell out. Now they don't have any fans.

by 0000 October 21, 2003

Anaheim Angels

2002 World Series champions who totally sucked in '03; used to have Nolan Ryan

The Angels have K-Rod.

by 0000 October 17, 2003

Seattle Supersonics

NBA team that has 1 championship from the '80s; were idiots to trade away Payton; missed the playoffs last year, but overall have been good lately

The Supersonics traded away Payton.

by 0000 October 21, 2003

Vermont

state with Ben and Jerry's, trees everywhere, and winding crappy roads

I ate good ice cream in Vermont

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Miami Heat

NBA team that blows it; Pat Riley is their horrible coach; were the best team in the East in '99 and got beaten by the 8 seed Knicks in the playoffs; Zo was here

Zo was with the Heat before.

by 0000 October 21, 2003