Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.
Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.
Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.
Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?
by ..WiL May 24, 2005
Any TV program that, like a recent car crash in the street, you know you shouldn't watch, you know you'll regret looking, but you just can't help yourself!
"The auditions section on that 'search for a star' reality TV show are proper Car Crash TV, aren't they?" Eurovision, Big Brother, Punk'd, any and all painfully uncomfortable reality shows.
by ..wil May 23, 2006
Any "common" homosexual practise that only exists in the minds of straight people for their own amusement.
Such as storing used condoms in the fridge to drink later, 'being the wife', biting the pillow, using vaseline, drinkin cum out of an arse with a golden straw, or, indeed, the apocryphyl inserting a live gerbil up the anus using an empty toilet tube.
Such as storing used condoms in the fridge to drink later, 'being the wife', biting the pillow, using vaseline, drinkin cum out of an arse with a golden straw, or, indeed, the apocryphyl inserting a live gerbil up the anus using an empty toilet tube.
Straight man to gay man: 'So what the fuck is this felching thing anyway?'
Gay man: 'I dunno mate, you tell me, as far as Im aware its just another ass-gerbil.'
Gay man: 'I dunno mate, you tell me, as far as Im aware its just another ass-gerbil.'
by ..WiL May 16, 2005
Half filled bath of hot soapy water shared amongst friends, used to wash off the disco dirt post clubbing or boozing before everyone crashes out on your sofa and floor.
I've filled the bath if anyone wants a quick sheep dip to wash off the disco dirt, best get in early before it gets sticky!
by ..WiL February 06, 2007
Vodka infused with some weed, gets you very spaced, hence space vodka.
I lay claim to it's invention. If someone else hasn't already. But it's getting very popular around here.
I lay claim to it's invention. If someone else hasn't already. But it's getting very popular around here.
Take a 70cl bottle of cheap generic vodka, take a teabag of a herbal persuasion such as ginger, snip open the teabag and insert a bud of green, loosely stitch together the opening of the teabag with some cotton thread and insert it into the vodka. Leave this at room temperature for at least 3 days to infuse properly then chill in a freezer and serve as shots (if the teabag worries you you can get it out by leaving the thread you used to stitch it attached and pulling it out by that). Drink. Giggle. Talk bollocks. Fall over.
by ..WiL May 30, 2005
A twat who claims he's only behaving like a twat in defence of the fact that other people keep calling him a twat behind his back.
Similar to a self-fulfilling prophecy but more personal, and often used as a defense mechanism, usually by men to avoid ever having to engage with anyone emotionally, or say sorry.
Their phrase of choice should you ask them why they're behaving like a twat is of course: 'Are you calling me a twat then!?' and then centre all their twatness upon you as you obviously must be the source of why everyone thinks they're a twat, and are no longer inviting them to any more social events.
Similar to a self-fulfilling prophecy but more personal, and often used as a defense mechanism, usually by men to avoid ever having to engage with anyone emotionally, or say sorry.
Their phrase of choice should you ask them why they're behaving like a twat is of course: 'Are you calling me a twat then!?' and then centre all their twatness upon you as you obviously must be the source of why everyone thinks they're a twat, and are no longer inviting them to any more social events.
I can't be bothered to try and make sense of the man anymore, he just seems to be a self-fulfilling twat.
by ..WiL June 11, 2007
by ..WiL July 20, 2008