scargunt

When a woman has a c-section, she is left with a scargunt.

In order to keep her gash tight, she had a c-section, but now she has a scargunt. Why I gotta see the scargunt on the beach?

by -HEF- October 23, 2008

Gamatio

Getting blown while playing a video game. Pronunciation - guh-may'-shee-oh.

See if you can finish an entire stage on Dirt 2 without crashing while getting a gamatio.

by -HEF- September 20, 2009

Gas Shock

The look on a woman's face when you fart while she is blowing you. Synonymous with fart frown, shit-gas scowl, or gas grimace.

Super-sized bean burrito... $5.00. The gas shock on her face when you blow down on her while she is blowing you... priceless.

by -HEF- September 20, 2009

diaper dick

1. what you call someone that is too young to understand something.
2. what you call someone younger than you.

I can't believe the shit music that these diaper dicks are listening to these days.

by -hef- September 18, 2009

Doom Spoon

This is the large cooking spoon your mom used to beat your ass with when you were bad. Often made of plastic and large enough to whale on 2 asses at one time, the doom spoon was able to withstand years of abuse. The doom spoon typically came with holes in it to prevent wind resistance and increase velocity, pre-impact. The doom spoon also often was used as a projectile when the target could not be reached, e.g. when the target climbs a tree to avoid the beating, the doom spoon may be thrown at the ass to inflict low-level pain.

The doom spoon typically has a 15 year shelf life. Once the child turns 15, the doom spoon becomes more humorous than painful. The 16th year of life is often referred to as "the doom spoon-free year."

Mothers across the world switched from wooden doom spoons to plastic in the early part of the 20th century in order to prevent splintering.

by -hef- November 10, 2009

bottle shopper

A girl who goes to the store to shop for the perfect size bottle to masterbate with.

My girlfriend is a bottle shopper. She spent 30 minutes in the shampoo aisle looking for a bottle 3 inches wide and 10 inches long to fuck.

by -HEF- September 03, 2009

gurgilla

Synonymous with taint. The no-man's-land skin between the shit shute and the whack bag or snizz.

After biking for an hour, my gurgilla gets all numby and wants to fall off.

by -HEF- December 19, 2008