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Definitions by ur mother

his d¡ck smaller than my toes cupcakkes best song squidward nose😍😍😩
"what did you and joshua do last night??"
"we made out hdstmt"
hdstmt by ur mother October 15, 2022
Know for having VERY tiny penis, or none at all.
Girl: That guy had a troy, it sucked.
Troy by UR mother November 24, 2014

craptastic 

An adjective used to describe something that tries to be awesome but is actually really lame.
Wow, that was really craptastic...Never do that again.
craptastic by Ur Mother June 18, 2006

jordanesque 

a word to define all forms of perfection
Holy shit, that was a jordanesque shot!

Damn, look at this painting, its Jordanesque
jordanesque by ur mother April 17, 2004

nutpimple 

1.a bright red enormous itchy spot on your nuts.
2.whoevers reading this right now.
Haydan is a huge nutpimple!!!!!
nutpimple by ur mother March 10, 2004