twitchcool69's definitions

Donald J. Trump

An ugly Cheeto looking rich guy with a $3 wig who likes to touch girls

Donald J. Trump is a rich, child predator

by twitchcool69 May 10, 2020

Donald J. Trump

A jackass who filled the swamp instead of drained it, and made America worse instead of making it great again.

Donald J. Trump will either ultimately destroy the conservative movement or the United States.

by twitchcool69 May 21, 2020

Donald J. Trump

Donald J. Trump sucks; like I honestly hate him. He is a pedo and passionately kisses his daughter but pecks his wife.

Damn I hate Donald J. Trump. I caught him looking at my girls ass on Instagram.

by twitchcool69 May 23, 2020

Donald J. Trump

An idiotic dangerous homophobic man against LGBTQIA+ rights! He wants to build a wall between Mexico and America.

Donald J. Trump just took away LGBT health protections! Look it up.

by twitchcool69 June 17, 2020

Donald J. Trump

A strange man who wants to control the country, yet can't control his hair.

Person one: Hey, you know what donald j. trump would do with a can of white spray paint?
Person two: No, what?
Person one: Spray it on america, of course!

by twitchcool69 May 8, 2020

Donald J. Trump

The embodiment of everything that has gone wrong with America, concentrated into one individual through black magic and blood sacrifice, with the hopes that this ritual would cleanse the United States.

A similar ritual was successfully preformed in Canada, using Justin Bieber as the vessel for their collective sin.

At the time of writing of this definition, it is still yet to be seen if this will be an effective solution for the United States.

The American people view Donald J. Trump in much the same way that Canadians regard Justin Bieber.

by twitchcool69 June 20, 2020

Donald J. Trump

word used to mean useless,nonsense,egocentric and worthless

your girl better stops asking money from you before she becomes Donald J. Trump

by twitchcool69 May 8, 2020