twitchcool69's definitions

Donald Trump

The best, and only, president fit for the United States of America. Also owner of the biggest salt mines in the world. Mexicans hate him.

Juan: Donald trump is horrible!
SJW: NOT MY PRESIDENT!
Decent Person: Donald trump is pretty cool bro

by twitchcool69 March 23, 2017

Donald J. Trump

The guy with orange skin who tries to destroy everything you have.

My mates turned into a Donald J. Trump.

by twitchcool69 May 23, 2020

Donald J. Trump

that guy who got a small loan of a million dollars

Guy: DID YOU HEAR DONALD J. TRUMP GOT A "Small" loan of A MILLION DOLLARS?!?!?!?!?!
Guy 2: no

by twitchcool69 May 22, 2020

Donald J. Trump

Bunker boy

“Donald J. Trump was really hiding in his bunker when the protesters crowded the White House, Yea he’s a “bunker boy, the fucking coward.”

by twitchcool69 June 17, 2020

Donald J. Trump

Like the Annoying Orange but racist and dumber.

Mark: *n word* *racism*
Dan: stop being like Donald J. Trump.

by twitchcool69 June 17, 2020

Donald J. Trump

the EXACT opposite of Abraham Lincoln . Dishonest , stupid , unloyal , evil . Possibly the biggest fuckup on this planet .... and hes our fucking president!!!

Man. I can't fucking believe we have Donald J. Trump as our president.

by twitchcool69 June 16, 2020

Donald J. Trump

A shithead who had his hair bleached which is finally seeping into his brains.

The thing that Canada watches for entertainment purposes.

The one loud, inconsiderate neighbor that everyone on the street (neighboring countries) hate.

Billy the American: "what do y'all Canadians do for fun? Play hockey in igloos?

Bob the Canadian: "No, not exactly. We watch your president's speech."

Billy the American: "Donald J. Trump?"

Bob the Canadian: "Yeah, y'all are doomed until the elections in November."

by twitchcool69 June 20, 2020