midging

Having sex with midgets in order to make your dick appear bigger.

I did some midging last night and now I feel like a rock star.

When I am feeling down and out all I need is a little midging.

by Tim April 07, 2004

Barney

An evil carnivore who loved the girlish color pink. In 1956, he killed many people and many famous people. Barney is the devil's son, disguised in a pink, big fat coat, acting such a good-goody. But Barney -- behind the sences, is an alcoholic, a cusser, a gambler -- (Gasp!) -- even a bad person!

A mild form of "hell." Instead of using "hell" or "heck," "Barney" is the safer word to say.

1.God dang it! That freak Barney is going to send me to hell tommorow... dang it.

2.Some ass at work said I am going to Barney. What the f*** does he think?

3.I might go to Barney if I steal more wine.

by Tim August 16, 2004

Ho Chi Minh

The greatest military leader of all time he lead the defence of vietnam against the French, Japanese and the Americans.

i hate townies stupid scum townies

by Tim May 13, 2005

old balls

An young man who has extemely old charastics, also see Todd Wilson

Has anyone seen old ball lately?

by Tim April 12, 2005

super blumkin

where you sit on the toilet and take a shit eat a sub and get head at the sametime

yo i got a sumper blumkin at lunch

by Tim January 02, 2005

Frank the Tank

guy who is constantly drunk, acts like various vehicles when wasted; my idol

"man, that niggas actin like frank the tank again"

by tim January 20, 2004

blite

Black person trying to be white.

Oprah is very blite, and loves to get money from white PTA mothers.

by tim December 09, 2004