poop wind

Farts conjured only when having to poop. They are the result of nothing else but the turds themselves.

Being stuck in an elevator with an obese man with a serious case of poop wind can turn hostile.

by Steve June 08, 2003

toe dough

toe jam

Damn! I could knead a loaf of bread with all of the Toe Dough between your nasty toes.

by Steve September 11, 2003

cream your jeans

To ejaculate in your pants.

Little Jimmy "creamed his jeans" when the cheerleading squad did their splits.

by Steve July 22, 2003

old joe

The clap. A Veneral disease

Looks like mom friend Old Joe came over last night.

by Steve September 11, 2003

Lewis Black

An individual who seems to suffer from heart attacks every time he is on stage. Very vocal on his views of the Clinton scandal and how he wanted to eat his head from the inside out. Loves IHOP, his health spa, and can't figure out why someone would say "If it wasn't for my horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

by Steve September 25, 2003

scannelled

to be owned, to be owned in particular anyone with the name scannell, a very unpleasant confrontation with a scannell in which you are owned

Jon: pound it Steve
(Jon and Steve pound it)
Scannell: Hunter stop fighting!
Hunter: What?
Steve: You've just been scannelled

by Steve February 08, 2005

frinky

Nutty professor type from "The Simpsons" with an overly scientific explanation for anything. Used as an adjective or noun.
Similar to nerd or geek.
Can be used as an insult but frinkys are often proud of their status.

"High co-efficient of friction"? Man you are such a Frinky!

That's a very frinky way of explaining things.

by Steve August 11, 2004