steve's definitions

backfill

The act of shitting one's bed usually while in an intoxicated state.

"I backfilled something awful when I was a lad." Couldn't get the shit out of my duvet for 2 weeks."

by Steve November 13, 2003

queep

Creep, as pronounced by a five year old. Commonly used in leiu of asshat you asshat.

Everyone else who defined this word is a fuggin queep.

by steve January 16, 2004

Haxor Mastor

A rondom burglar that owns jer fayce by means of newmaness. A Ruggid Individual that decided what he can and cant do. Even the navay cant stop him. A brilliant mind in wich bluntness is his stratigy. Equipped the MOST Haxor devices known to mankind.

"that random burglar gots ownd by that awper...hes haxor to the maxor!...wait the random burglar respawnd in DOOM 3 skin bat. and pumbled that haggard haxor to the matzor with plasma canon and 3 frag G. damn he aint messin nigga."

the graphics card of choice for this Haxor mastor:

IBM Graphics 1000 integrated hardware chip.

DAMN!

games for the Haxor Mastor:

DOOM 3D
E.T. (ripped from atari.)
race car driver
CS 1.5
(all games hacked to fit the Colecovision Atari 2600 Expansion Module.)

DAMN dis haggard random burglar owns jer fayce!

Wall Paper:

goat man, tubgirl, lemon party platnum edition as active desktop jpg.

So as you can see the newmanness of this Haxor mastor way out burglars any Haxor with the ballz to come close to this haggard goatman with a sword. 10 times the L337ness of an ati readeon x850 xt platnum edition 256mb duel DVI/TVI outs and a 16 pipeline rendering method.

by steve December 21, 2004

Datsun

Legendary and amazing vehicles (see Nissan) Made up until the 80's.

Most renowned datsuns include Zcars and Datsun 510's, Zcars from 68 to 78 most specifically (240, 260, 280z, 280zx) and the Datsun 510 from '68 to 73, in 2 door, 4 door, and 5 door stationwagon.

Datsun 510 definition would include a small, boxy economy car that with little money, effort and creativity, can whip almost every street-rod honda for about the price of a carbon fiber rear wing.

Zcars came with 6cylinder motors almost identical in nature to the 510's 4 cylinder 1.6L engine.

Fivetens (510's) came with fully independent suspensions and front disc brakes, rear wheel drive, and are a common car for auto crossing and road racing.

Umm.. dude, you just got beat by a 30 year old Datsun and um... yeah...

Old Farts in Wagons Rocks!
Datsun. Sure beats whatever 2nd!

by Steve January 25, 2005

Zabaneh

The smartest noble line of Palestinian families to ever exist. If you come across one of them, you should feel blessed and take the chance to speak to them. The reason being a Zabaneh is envied by others is because they are intelligent

Randy Zabaneh is the smartest Palestinian in the world.

by Steve April 8, 2005

Scrass

The hair between your scrotum and your ass. A combination of the words scrotum and grass.

John had to cut his scrass after it reached a length of 4 inches

by Steve October 24, 2004

Zero Dollar

An article of clothing, usually a shirt, that one gets for free. The most likely source is a contest at a bar/club or a freebie from a liqueur distributor. Hence the Zero Dollar Status. It can be an insult given to someone that should know better than to wear it out on the town.

Steve: Yo' Charlie! Can you believe Willy is wearing that Zero Dollar shirt he got from Miller? I’m surprised the bouncer let him in!
Charlie: Fo shizzle my nizzle, why do you think he wins the Golden Corona every Year?

by Steve December 7, 2004