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testie blowout

1. A sudden increase in the pitch of ones voice during speech, usually for the duration of one syllable only. Similar to the process a teenage boy undergoes during puberty but far more sporadic and therefore more humorous for onlookers. Incidence is increased during periods of excitement and is also seen to be directly proportionate to the number of people listening.
2. May also be used literally by the stupid and uneducated to describe a sudden increase in testicular size such as that associated with conditions like elephantitis.
1. "Hey guys, what's happENing?"
2. Doctor: "Well Sir, what seems to be the problem?"
Patient: "Well..as you can see, I'm experiencing testie blowout."
by Sam June 18, 2004
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pahoehoe

A Hawaiian term forlava that has a smooth or ropy surface.

Pronounced Pa-hoey-hoey
Dude, that lava is pahoehoe! Wait till I tell my mom!
by Sam January 11, 2005
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bubs

a wierdo that does this wierd thing for homestar
chickitoutchickitoutchickitout
by sam May 8, 2003
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jcmmb

A shorter way of saying Jesus Christ and Mary Mother, and Moses.

Only people with respect may use it,
such as sommi.

sommi RULES.
by sam April 10, 2004
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MSTie

Joe is a MSTie and has all the episodes of season 1 through 7.
by sam March 5, 2004
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skibanism

a religion that worships the god that is Matt Skiba! Skibans are huge fans of alkaline trio!
by Sam January 6, 2005
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zigazag ah

spice girls song played to piss of librarians
by SAM May 10, 2003
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