sam's definitions

kielbassa brain

lame brain, idiot

That Sulkosky dude sure has a kielbassa brain.

by sam September 26, 2003

The Ol' Monkey Claw

Le piece de resistance. Giving a Carl to-go and then finishing up with a Chili Dog.

And I thought it just tasted good! Man, I could take that Ol' Monkey Claw all fuckin night!

by Sam February 26, 2005

shizn

originates from the latin word 'shingyapolamoy'. often referred to being flamboyant or metrosexual. both descriptions are intertwined synonymously, subconsciously.

that guy has great fashion sense. he must be shizn.

by sam April 1, 2005

Castrato

In the early days of opera, womyn were not allowed to sing in public, not even in a chorus. How to fill in the female roles in opera? Pick a choir-boy with a great voice that has not yet deepened, by consent of their parents, perform a little operation on them, removing the testicles.

Results? Without the hormones needed for adulthood, their voices remained sopranos and altos while their chests and lungs matured regularly, their voices combined male power with female beauty. Now they were able to successfully pull off female roles onstage.

Today, this practice is illegal.

Farinelli was the most legendary castrato... history says these things, but can it make you believe them?

by Sam October 29, 2004

tatas

nice tits

holly tatas

by sam January 6, 2003

Spider-X

A badass HALO 2 player

Dude, you just got owned by Spider-X!

by Sam January 30, 2005

jelly bracelets

jelly braclets are fashionable thats it. And i know even if they are sex related i dont ever have to relate to what it means if i dont want to. I have my rights to remain the way i am no pressure to get it on. Its kind of a symbol for punks or skaters i guess

"yo man i love those braclets they fit your style"

by sam July 21, 2004