sam's definitions

god

the lamighty one...the holy one! look in the bible to understand more he is so loved and is NOT imaginary thanks god for letting me be so fortuantite please bless all!

lets read the gods word tonight, the bible!

by Sam December 30, 2003

dicking off

Goofing around at work; especially when you are being paid to do real work.

I got fired cause me and phil were dicking off on the bulldozer.

by Sam April 23, 2005

raspberry swirl

Possibly originating in the song Raspberry Swirl by Tori Amos, a raspberry swirl is an orgasm. A heart pounding, bass blasting orgasm in which heavy breathing and the words 'Let's go' are used.

I am not your senorita
I am not from your tribe
If you want inside her, well,
Boy you better make her raspberry swirl

by Sam January 3, 2005

dudewhore

Dudewhore

(N) One who perpetuates his own social status through the use of raw muscle, or pictures taken with modern electronics, in order to impress girls. The dudewhore often travels alone, or with few others, due to the fact that having more people means less individual attention. He is often mistaken for an A+F model, so it's all good.

(V) The act of being a dudewhore.

(N) The dudewhore looked over his shoulder at the bar, sized up his prey, and readied the picture of his abs on his cellphone.

(V) He proceeded to dudewhore as he had never done before.

by Sam March 17, 2005

black lung

occupational disease from lifetimes of breathing in coal mine dust

I worked in a coal mine for three score years and all i got to show for it was black lung....

by sam May 13, 2006

critical mass

a collective group of people who join together for a greater cause.

the kids saw the pigs comming down the street, and all formed a critical mass and pushed the dumpster into the middle of the street and set in on fire.

by sam March 14, 2005

caiti

1. a girl who knows useless bits of information, watches cool shows like the Simpsons, eats burritos, comes up with cool words like "mow", comes up with cool catchphrases like "Holy Shit on Wheels
2. someone/something you sell in Turkey for crack money

1. Sometimes I wish I was like Caiti.
2. Damn...I need some crack and I am in Turkey...I better go get some Caiti's from the ATM.

by sam March 1, 2005