sam's definitions

Jubbla

oi ben ur fuck head

bens a faggot eat arse

by sam June 19, 2004

Hahalamiao

Word used most commonly on instant messaging programs to show a moment of intense laughter. First came around when the words 'Haha'-meaning to laugh - and 'LMAO'-meaning to laugh ones arse off were fused together. Pronounced 'Hah-hah-lam-ee-ow.' Used most commonly in the North Hertfordshire town of Hitchin.

'Hahalamiao! That's incredibly funny!'

'OMFG Hahalamiao!!!!!'

by Sam September 1, 2008

kmao

kick my ass off. pioneered by rob. thought he was writing lmao. spazmo

Person 1: 'Something witty'
Rob: kmao

by Sam February 25, 2005

Lactate

a form of birth control

Lets have sex! Im on lactate

by Sam May 13, 2005

Southern Virginia

Southern Virginia is the best place in the world. Known for its beautiful {southern belles}, Southern Virginia is an amazing place to be. We know the true meaning of southern hospitality and the men certainly know how to treat the ladies. And for Northern Virginia...you too were part of the Confederacy :) We are the only reason YOU seem somewhat of a nice place...

"The people from Northern Virginia are a disgrace to southern hospitality."

by sam December 28, 2004

red end

Similar to 'Bell end'
The 'red' end of ones penis when erect.

'Get your red end out, i want it in my arse' said Marion

by Sam April 11, 2005

Buttlark

Someone who overestimates himself, believing himself to be something that he is not.
Origin: A friend of mine thinks he can "sing like a lark" but he sounds like ass.

Jonny is such a Buttlark, he cries like a baby, but he thinks he is really tough.

by Sam December 3, 2003