sam's definitions

Bamboozled

To invite oneself into a day of previously planned activites.

Nick: Hey mans, Josh just invited himself over!

Sam: But we're about to go out!

Nick: I know! Damn.

Sam: Josh just bamboozled us.

by Sam July 24, 2004

bomf

The noise associated with Nightcrawler from Xmen 2, when he teleports from room to room, therefore "bomfing".

See bonus dvd in Xmen 2.

by Sam January 20, 2004

Broom

a fat arsehole that looks like Mr Clarke

if someone parks their un-wanted (and ugly) behind on ones' knee the correct detterant would be "get your broom off me"

by Sam November 28, 2003

semyon

someone who is obsessed with being Russian and says word way too much to fit in with the Russian mafia and wants to be with Brienne

Did you see that kid Sam?
Yea, hes semyon

by Sam October 11, 2004

stoner

someone who smokes marijuana, but doesnt go around and tell everybody and is all like look at me im cool. they dont talk about it, and they dont push it on other people. if you dont want to do it, thats cool. if you do, come over to my place tonite.

look at that guy, hes such a stoner!

by sam October 14, 2004

bill gates

A man who is both God and Satan, simultaneously.

All hail Bill Gates! On second thought, don't.

by Sam August 8, 2005

Colie

adj; To be constantly full of speeling mistarks and grammer, errors,.!

n1: To have a legitimate reason for being cute and adorable. cute

To have the love of one fine lady Sam

n1: 'God that woman is one Hot Colie'

by Sam March 29, 2004