sam's definitions

Bush

A weapon of mass destruction

Whether he will be remembered as a good president or a liar, Bush is a WMD.

by Sam April 9, 2005

Captain Quack

Online retailer of Rubber Ducks.

I bought this duck at Captain Quack.

by sam August 4, 2003

nsbem

Abbreviation- New Strong Bad E-Mail

lets people know that strong bad has posted a new email.

toby - "nsbem"
sam - "yeah i saw it this morning"

by Sam April 12, 2005

condential

when a person tries to give a lecture that makes them look smarter than they really are by using big words.

"Those flatulence are an inconvenience to homosapiens everywhere!"
"Thanks for the condential Jean..."

by sam June 19, 2006

Butt Log

A peice of extraordinarily brown poop

The Butt Log hung out of the window sill, wanting to jump out and end his sad little poopy life

by Sam June 10, 2002

Persian Brown

A powerful form of meth mixed with opiets that is snorted.

This is the drug that killed River Phoenix. He took it in the bathroom of Johnny Depp's night club, The Viper Room

by Sam May 13, 2005

Ruptured rectum

a rectum(anus) that has been penitrated causing seepige of body fluids (mostly blood) through the anus

His ass was disgusting, he had a ruptured rectum!

by Sam December 8, 2004