ryan's definitions

Twinkie Launch

When you fire Twinkies at things using a bow-and-arrow-like device.

I hear that idiot in Arbour Butte is gonna do the twinkie launch again.

by Ryan December 9, 2003

hugo

a man who can hold his smoke, he can inhale a huge hit of weed with out the slightest cough afterward, a god of weed

i am so hugo its not even funny

by ryan March 25, 2005

Eryinkan

Fly fishing under a full moon in the Winter Solstice (on a lagoon in tasmania only)

"Tonight is winter solstoce, we must go down there for Eryinkan"

by Ryan April 13, 2004

boomerwang

a penis that is excessively bent and/or twisted

Matthew Vagenius has a boomerwang that resembles a small pealed banana

by ryan November 3, 2003

xxx

1) Pornographic material
2) Roman numeral for 30
3) Three strikes in a row in bowling; turkey
4) A terrible movie starring Vin Diesel
5) Signifying "straight-edge"

1) Dude, that's some wack xxx!
2) Dude, my favorite number is XXX!
3) Dude, I bowled a XXX!
4) Dude, I hate that movie, xXx!
5) Dude, he doesn't do drugs, he's XXX!

by Ryan May 3, 2004

Tupperwhore

A synonym for wordairtightword. The name for a woman who enjoys being airtight.

Sally is such a Tupperwhore; she's fixin hard for the three of us to make her airtight.

by Ryan August 13, 2003

Scoonbuzzler

One who buzzles scoon

That man is a SCOONBUZZLER

by Ryan May 12, 2004