ryan's definitions

Royal

it means cool. when something is ill its "royal"

damn, that party last night was fuckin royal.

that benz on 19s was royal as hell.

it would be so royal if i got to go to the Beck concert.

by ryan February 2, 2004

lions tail

Lions tail is a plant that is considered a weed and can reach up to 25 feet tall. The latin name is Leonotis leonorus. It can be used to ease pre-menstural discomfort, but it is more often used as a legal substitute to Cannabis.

"Lets go smoke some weed". "Nah, I dont want to get in trouble. Lets smoke some Lions tail".

by Ryan June 19, 2006

clown punch

When a man cums in a woman's face after fellatio and then punches her in the nose causing a nose bleed.

She was sucking my dick, man, and I gave her a clown punch.

by ryan February 26, 2004

Yoder

When someone does something completely and utterly retarded. A "Yoder" cannot be explained by logic, but by only shouting out, "Damn, what a fuckin Yoder."

When your drunk and tell a kid to take you and your keg back to your dorm room. Him being sober, reasonably comprehends he cannot bring a keg of beer into a dorm room but follows his friends directions without any discretion. "Damn what a Yoder."

by Ryan July 12, 2004

Red13n

Practice Capcom vs Snk 2

Red hasn't bothered to play me in a few months, come on! Are you that afraid?

by Ryan September 26, 2003

hamburglar

a little 3 foot tall prick that runs around in a cape and mask stealing hamburgers from McDonalds.

"the hamburglar thinks he's so tough stealing all the hamburgers from McDonalds but when i get my hands on that little bastard i'm gonna make him puke up all the hamburgers he ever ate and stole and then eat them myself"

by Ryan September 13, 2005

bum

When someone really loves a certain thing. So much to the extent of it being annoying to others

"Hey you know that dave he really bums Slayer!"

by Ryan August 11, 2004