ryan's definitions

scooby snack

A righteous dickslap to the face

scooby snack haiku:
here's a scooby snack
gotta keep my pimp hand strong
where's my money, ho?

by ryan September 14, 2004

timpani

Large keyed drums that when hit in various ways, can make sweet or menacing noises

"The timpani sounds like thunder"

by Ryan June 19, 2005

brobalicious

something that is deliciously bro.

That Von Zipper belt buckle is brobalicious.

by Ryan May 13, 2005

ultimate champion

The champion of everything that is ultimate. Not hte champion of stuff that isn't ultimate like a regular champion.

Lindsey isn't hte ruler over me becuause hes an ultimate champion and im a regular champion

by Ryan March 6, 2004

schmegmatism

The release of schmegma during a female orgasm. Much like a male's ejaculation.

When Dick was going down on Jane she had a schmegmatism.

by Ryan March 18, 2004

beanglish

Showing no regard for grammar and punctuation when posting in online forums. Usually takes more than 2 times to read through and decipher the intent of the post.

Wtf did you just say are you typeing beanglish

by Ryan September 18, 2004

sash widow

In the gay leather community, there are regional 'Mr. Leather' contests which are similar to beauty contests. The winner of the contest becomes Mr. Leather by receiving a leather sash and has to attend to special events like a celebrity, such as gay pride parades and fundraisers. He getsso busy being a sex symbol for the community that his partner is often forgotten, overshadowed or alone in the crowd. His partner then becomes the 'sash widow'.

Marc & Thom have been together for five years, and now that Marc is 'Mr. Leather', Thom is a sash widow.

by Ryan November 27, 2004