ryan's definitions

hugo

a man who can hold his smoke, he can inhale a huge hit of weed with out the slightest cough afterward, a god of weed

i am so hugo its not even funny

by ryan March 25, 2005

Twinkie Launch

When you fire Twinkies at things using a bow-and-arrow-like device.

I hear that idiot in Arbour Butte is gonna do the twinkie launch again.

by Ryan December 9, 2003

clam fest

A social gathering that involves many females. There are only a few males present at a clam fest, thus making them more appealing to the abundance of females.

oh man! erik, you totally should have come to that party last night! it was a clam fest!

by Ryan June 18, 2004

why you rockin ma gear fo son

a slang term used to ask a question of why someone is doing something to you

"yo your gear is dutty"

"why you rockin ma gear fo son?"

by Ryan November 1, 2004

one-eyed pirate

When one proceedes to bang a girl, pulls out near ejaculation, skeet in her eye, and finally kick out her shin. Now you have a pissed off, one-eyed, one-legged, bitch chasing after you. Hence, the one-eyed pirate.

Tom was prepared to run for his life after giving his girl friend a one-eyed pirate.

by Ryan April 20, 2004

fina

Fixing to (do) something

-->Fixin' ta ---> Fina

I'm fina go play ball.

by Ryan June 17, 2006

Grundy Puff

a wang that has clumps of ball hair, that gay men like to munch on

Dude i heard bobby ate jew bob's grundy puffs

by Ryan April 10, 2003