ryan's definitions

po'lice

The word "Po'lice" is used as a slang term to define a cop. It is used to express a strong dislike or hatred for a killer in blue.

lice infest my hair like the po'lice infest the street.

by Ryan February 7, 2005

linder

Committing to the process of defication, usually used to announce the need to do or to discribe the process of defication.

"Man, i gotta go drop a linder."
"I had to drop a linder, now my pants are loose."

by Ryan March 3, 2005

fish out of water

A sexual position. Another modified version of the wobbly h coined by the founding forfathers of the Wobbly H Club, Involving 2 men and 1 woman. Involves bending a woman from the Wobbly H position so that her stomach lies on the ground with her head up. Man 1 face fucks her any way he seems fit to do so. Man 2 fucks her ass from a sprinting block position. Both shoot their load at the same time, causing her to whiplash, which simulates a fish jumping out of the water.

"She is a catch of the day....Let's give her the fish out of water."

by Ryan January 20, 2004

newbian

(Noun) The name of a peoples who can be descbribed as new or unskilled (see newb). This word originated in some MMORPG, this is commonly used in games such as Warcraft, Diablo, Counterstrike, and Lineage: The Blood Pledge.

"For fuck sake dude, stop being such a newbian!"

by Ryan March 30, 2004

skettle-sket for short

some one whose a hoe whore whatever u want to call it

damn wat a sket

by ryan February 4, 2003

dori kin

japanese and now american slang for keiichi tsuchiya "the drift king"

tsuchiya's been drifting longer than u've been alive so don't say i drifted like him in the drift bible

by ryan February 28, 2004

penis

A tightly packer blunt.

i have the biggest craving for a penis

by ryan April 5, 2004