ryan's definitions

one-eyed pirate

When one proceedes to bang a girl, pulls out near ejaculation, skeet in her eye, and finally kick out her shin. Now you have a pissed off, one-eyed, one-legged, bitch chasing after you. Hence, the one-eyed pirate.

Tom was prepared to run for his life after giving his girl friend a one-eyed pirate.

by Ryan April 20, 2004

kuambas

Good times or good memories with your buddies.

the beach last night was some serious kuambas

by ryan April 18, 2004

schlong

A really long wet penis that is used normally for animals.

O MY GOD that monkey has a huge schlong!

by Ryan April 18, 2004

scorched

A hot, sexy piece of ass

Wow, he must be scorched!

by Ryan April 17, 2004

Generica

From the latin term, "lackofimaginationitis"

Defined as:
A five block stroll in any part of America where you encounter the same strip mall in a different location at least twice.

Ex: I was reminded that I live in 'Generica' when I encountered the 5th Gap store on a 10 minute drive.

by Ryan April 16, 2004

mantis shrimp

A mantis type shrimp that lives in the ocean. It is a very creepy animal that you never want to tangle with.

There are two different types of mantis shrimp. One has a a hammer like claw, while the other has sharp claws that dig into your leg muscles. They are known to smash aquariums with their elbows.

BAM! I just got stabbed by a mantis shrimp. Now I'm dead.

by ryan April 16, 2004

New York Yankees

1.The best baseball team in the history of baseball. Best players, best managers, best owners, best everything. Will always kick ass, no matter what.

2.A phrase which strikes fear into the heart of Red Sox fans everywhere.

Go Yankees

by Ryan April 16, 2004