sealed-shut

After shooting cum all over her face (in particular her eyes), if one takes a blow dryer to dry the cum out therby disabling the eyelids from openning, she is said to be sealed-shut. Not to be confused with wordairtightword.

My teacher Ms. Radley deserves to be sealed-shut for giving me a C on my paper.

by Ryan August 13, 2003

hugo

a man who can hold his smoke, he can inhale a huge hit of weed with out the slightest cough afterward, a god of weed

i am so hugo its not even funny

by ryan March 25, 2005

clam bake

when you sit in a car and smoke weed

yo, lets have a calm bake

by ryan February 06, 2004

Twinkie Launch

When you fire Twinkies at things using a bow-and-arrow-like device.

I hear that idiot in Arbour Butte is gonna do the twinkie launch again.

by Ryan December 09, 2003

ishmale

an insult to a person who is of weak or poor quality. a scrub.

That mulleted freak is such an ishmale!

by ryan January 25, 2005

shibbe

cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or aight and great

Airsoft is shibee

by ryan April 07, 2004

crutchmonger

A person who fears failure so much that doing nothing is the best option. One who fails to reach dreams by making excuses and citing reasons why it won't work. Someone so paralyzed by fear of rejection that inaction is the chosen path.

"You write really amazing poetry, Biff, if you weren't such a crutchmonger you could get them published and stop feeling sorry for yourself."

by Ryan September 26, 2006