to hoof

verb. The equivalent of being fingered, except the one who performs the act has hooves. Generally thought to be unpleasant and possibly painful due to the lack of mobility and sharp edges of a hoof.

I would rather be hooved than go to class today.

by Natalie August 04, 2003

bugger-lugs

extremely ugly!

Urghh!! Your face offends my mirror bugger-lugs!

by Natalie September 10, 2003

spilt milk

a situation beyond preventative measure; beyond control. "don't cry over spilt milk"

janet saw her man with another woman, delegated it spilt milk, and promptly hit on his best friend.

by natalie May 28, 2004

chiko/chika

a ghetto nigga daz latin or dat was borin in south america...

im a lil chika str8 from da MIA

by NATALIE July 16, 2004

in the oven

when referring to a woman being pregnant... the oven is her utreus

"She's got a bun in the oven"
"Oh my god! Is she really PG?"
"When is she due?"

by natalie January 02, 2004

Malcolmaniac

A die-hard fan of the enormously talented Ryan Malcolm. Malcolmaniacs are those who keep up to date on Ryan's career, buy his albums, attend his concerts, chat on his message board, or anything else that may contibute to supporting his career.

Malcolmaniacs are the best fans a guy could ever ask for!

by Natalie February 16, 2005

aardvark

A very groovy vintage store in Hollywood, CA.

Person #1- Whoa man, where'd you get that rad sweater?
Person #2- I got it at Aardvarks on Melrose!

by Natalie March 28, 2005