michael's definitions

HTFIT

How The Fuck Is That/This

How the fuck is that spaceship floating over there?

by Michael August 2, 2004

Nig Nug

nig nug-derogatory term for someone acting a nigger, just a lot more niggerish.

"Hey dude, that sorry old nig nug has dingleberries in his hair!" OR "Man, you are being such a nig nug right now"

by Michael February 14, 2005

fatty

A fatass human, FAT, overweight.

"Hey fatty, go eat a pizza!"
"OKAY!"

by michaeL January 25, 2004

Muffin Man

see "muffinman"

see "muffinman"

by michael April 21, 2003

Apple Picking in the Black Forest

another term for fisting, but specifically when everyone is German

Oh Angela? She loves apple picking in the Black Forest. I should set you two up!

by Michael December 7, 2021

Cunt lips

Also known as ‘vulval lips’. The outer lips are usually fleshy, and the inner lips are usually thin but, like every other part of the body, they come in all shapes and sizes. In some women, the inner lips are completely enclosed by the outer lips. However the inner lips are more sensitive than the out lips.

Can also be used as a greeting.

Walking into a room of people, spotting the bitch and saying "Alrite cunt lips!"

by Michael February 26, 2005

jacol

masturbating a gay or a girl

hoy! jacolin mo ako.

by michael August 17, 2003