cone joust

Get two cars and have them going opposite ways down a stretch of road. Have a driver and person sitting behind the driver in both cars. The person sitting behind the driver has an icecream in their hand. Drive towards each other and attempt to make the biggest mess possible on the other car.
Hahaha, did you hear about the cone joust we had last Sunday?
by Michael November 06, 2004
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fubar

wasted,when you go to a bar and drink a hella lot of liquor.

when you toke foa long azz time and are completely out of touch wit reality
yo look at that sob he's FUBAR(ed).
by michael October 22, 2004
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fuckety fuck fuck

you smash your hand with a hammer so you jump around saying fuckety fuck fuck
by michael October 29, 2004
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east cobb

East Cobb is a part of Cobb County in Marietta, Georgia. contrary to popular belief, East Cobb is not in Atlanta. it is a beautiul, wealthy suburban area just outside of Atlanta, Georgia. East Cobb is known as the "rich" part of Cobb County.
by Michael May 13, 2005
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Aviva

A joyful spring. A person that shines and brings meaning to your life.
You are my Aviva.
by Michael September 15, 2003
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big blubbering vagina

1. a pompous, belligerent, self-righteous and self-contradictory ass who portrays himself to be something he's not and likes to taunt others for proving him wrong. such people fail to admit defeat and instead continue to blubber.
Bill O'Reilly is a big blubbering bagina.
by michael March 01, 2004
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Beef Jerky

The loose, rigid, salty labia of an aged female slut.
They had an all-you-can-eat Beef Jerky buffet at the womens retirement home.
by Michael April 22, 2005
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