toast

Toast is an acronym. It is meant to be applied to a morbidly obese woman. It stands for Tits On or Above STomach. Referring directly to woman who's breasts reach extends to their FUPA.

That Jenny Craig looking, T.O.A.S.T having woman betta step off.

by Michael December 31, 2003

Poopdiculitus

The result of anal sex (giving, not receiving).

I have a severe case of poopdiculitus after having fucked James in the ass.

by Michael February 15, 2005

vagina juice

Blood from a vagina, typically from when a woman is on her period.

The vagina juice got all over the new sheets.

by Michael April 13, 2005

BastardBitch

A term of endearment usually referring to another person.

Hey BastardBitch! How are you doing?

by Michael November 20, 2003

taco burner

A Mexican who cooks tacos! AKA DIRTY MEXICAN!!

Any and all Mexicans not born in the United States!

by MICHAEL February 26, 2005

jonzin

In need of something

I was jonzin for some sex, drugs, blee last night.

by michael May 05, 2003

Spoon

An eating utensil. What is the fucking point in making it sex slang?

I KAN eat WIV a SPOON LOLOLOLOLOLOL

by Michael November 11, 2003