guy's definitions

domm

An adjective, noun, or adverb that describes someone or something that either doesn't make sense or is stupid in a funny way.

That joke about why the chicken crossed the road is really domm.

by Guy April 25, 2003

ROFM

Rolling On The Floor Masturbating

Dude: Shit, that guy is hot!
Guy: That's disgusting
Dude: ROFM
Guy: Get out of my house.

by Guy February 14, 2004

too bald

A response meaning a combination of the phrases "too bad" and "I don't care." Also used to express refusal.

Nerd: Would you like to go out on a date with me?
Hot Girl: Too bald!

by Guy April 19, 2003

splooge

1. (n.) sperm
2. (v.) to ejaculate

1. I see a splooge mark on the bed.
2. I splooged in her hair

by Guy January 20, 2005

kakapoopie

It means "PoopPoop". It was created by the master, Jeremias. The one who inherited this, is no other than the 1337 master Kakapoopie himself.

"Who'd you get owned by in Halo 2 yesterday?"

"Some 1337 master named Kakapoopie"

by Guy February 13, 2005

skeet

a white boy named smear that goes to Orange High ; skeet smear

skeet smells like skeet

by guy November 30, 2004

blue crush

When you have a crush on someone but it makes you sad cause you know that person will never like you back in the same way.

Man look at Megan, it really is a blue crush.

by guy July 1, 2004