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ignostic 

Someone who doesn't know or care whether or not there are any gods

invented by Rabbi Sherman T. Wine of the Society for Humanistic Judaism, obviously inspired by Huxley's term: agnostic
When asked wheather or not he believes in god he explained that he doesn't know or care. He is ignostic.
ignostic by guy July 7, 2004
orter means a person who likes to shag a flock of horney sheep
Person1:hey u know Jhon
Person2: yeah, what
Person1: well he fucked a flock of horney sheep last night
Person2: see i told you he was a total orter
orter by Guy July 3, 2004

blue crush 

When you have a crush on someone but it makes you sad cause you know that person will never like you back in the same way.
Man look at Megan, it really is a blue crush.
blue crush by guy July 1, 2004
Someone who refers to the words 'fart' or 'arab' in the same sentence, or when an arab or person of middle eastern origin farts and then denies it.
"what kind of pudhu would scare people off like that"

or...

'Damn....i think the cab driver just farted'
'What a puhdu!!'
pudhu by guy June 1, 2004

Flaming popsicle 

u freeze ur dick in juice and the girl sux it
dude she gave me a flaming popsicle
Flaming popsicle by guy June 1, 2004

Shit Wank 

A form of wanking in which 2 lovers use each other's shit in each of their holes to gain orgasmic pleasure.
Girl i wanna have a shit wank with you
Shit Wank by guy May 4, 2004
actual, factual, real deal, no-girls-allowed, sex between men, rubbing penises together between two humping bodies or within a single hand
frot by Guy April 24, 2004