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dirty harry

a sexual manuver whereby a man and woman are having sex doggie style and the man as he is about to climax pulls out and fakes his orgasm by spitting hot saliva on the womans back, the woman then thinking the man is done turns around only to have the mans load blown in her face (possible somebody was watching clint eastwood as dirty harry when this move was pioneered)
i walked in on my parents having sex and to my suprise my dad served my mom up a dirty harry. Way to go dad, thats what that bitch gets for grounding me.
by brian March 14, 2004
mugGet the dirty harrymug.

dextromethorphanites

those who benge out on dextromethorphan (robutussin, dexolan, triple c).
scott is a fuckin dextromethorphanite
by brian February 4, 2004
mugGet the dextromethorphanitesmug.

jsyk

Internet lazy phrase: "Just so you know..." Simply invented to save keystrokes.
jsyk, i rarely stay up past midnight.
by Brian February 19, 2005
mugGet the jsykmug.

mean

MEAN- Pounding or intake of substances;Preferably Illegal Substances.
Myself:You getting mean over there?
Mc: Yah we are getting fucking mean, I just shot guned 18 beers, Sully is rolling something up with a wrap .. Come get fucking mean dudde!!!!
by Brian June 19, 2006
mugGet the meanmug.

ass helmet

when you sit on somebodys face until its stuck in your ass
hold him down while i give him an ass helmet
by brian November 1, 2004
mugGet the ass helmetmug.

ass-fuckable

A woman who is so sexually attractive that you'd have anal sex with her.
Check her out! She's ass-fuckable!
by Brian June 1, 2005
mugGet the ass-fuckablemug.

East Northport

A small hamlet in the Town of Huntington on the North Shore of Long Island. The area now known as East Northport was originally known as Larkfield. When the Long Island Railroad decided to expand it's branch to Port Jefferson, they relocated the Northport train station to it's current location on Larkfield road. They chose to keep the name as Northport, and rename the original station Old Northport. Conductors would refer to the new station as "East Northport" because the station was east of the original Northport. Eventually the Old Northport station was closed, and the spur removed (you can still follow it, along BOCES, through the woods, and the station was where the lumber yard is just past 25a). The name "East Northport" stuck and replaced Larkfield.

East Northport shares it's schools with neighboring Northport. Despite having a Northport Address, Northport High School technically sits on East Northport land. There is a small pocket of residents that live west of Elwood road in East Northport that have to drive right past Pulaski Road Elementary School and go to Dickinson Avenue Elementary School, which is also in East Northport. Dickinson Avenue Elementary School gradutes students to Northport Middle School, further confusing the mess.

The cost of living in East Northport is much lower than living in Northport, although some areas are much nicer than other areas in Northport.

East Northport extends from 25a to the north, Town Line to the east, Elwood to the west, and Jericho Turnpike to the south. East Northport is home to the "Grids" which are nothing more than tiny houses on tiny lots jammed in next to each other.

East Northport is home to such fine establishments such as Larkfield Lanes, Wendy's, both 7-elevens, and an awesome dollar store.

The East Northport Public Library was the first Library in the nation to include a cafe.
East Northport's a better place to live than Northport.
by Brian April 20, 2009
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