brian's definitions

weapons of mass deception

Pun on the catch all phrase used to desrcibe chemical, biological, and radioactive (dirty & atomic) weapons.

We used the weapons of mass deception ruse to get the public to back our invasion of Iraq.

by Brian July 11, 2003

new year's eve

The night everyone has a party, and counts down to the new year coming.

We're having a huge party new years eve..

by brian December 30, 2003

cool beans

came from the tendancy for nipples getting hard(eg smuggling smarties, or peanuts) which is generally a cool thing

check out that chicks kewl beenz,

by brian January 7, 2004

bumslice

One who is immensely stupid or inept; a dumbass.

Sayd fell on her head off of the balance beam; she sure is a real bumslice.

by Brian February 10, 2003

SAT

See "hell".

I hate the SAT's!!

by Brian February 16, 2004

Avenue Q

A highly acclaimed Broadway musical that, unfortunatley, I haven't seen (a problem with living on the other side of the country). However, the soundtrack is HELLA funny, and should be checked out by all.

What do you do witha B.A. in English, what is my life going to be? Four years of college and plenty of knowledge have earned me this useless degree! I cant pay the bills yet cause I've got no skills yet, the world is a big scary place!!!

by Brian August 26, 2005

Ahwatukee

Also known as Pleasantville, recognizable by the "cookie-cutter" style homes (homes that all look exactly the same). Ahwatukee is a place where you think you're growing up but you really dont, because its far from the real world. There's an unnecessary number of police in the area for a town where absolutely nothing happens, and the streets die at midnight every friday night because of high schoolers plagueing the streets. The biggest social aspect of Tukee? AMC 24. The huge yearly event? The sad Ahwatukee Bowl between DVHS and MPHS. 16 year old kids drive around cars nicer than most parents, and the boys think they're tough shit. Don't be swayed by the underage girls although they dress like 30 year old single, unmarriable women. Abercrombie is overused, and parents are overprotective. Welcome to the worlds biggest cul-de-sac, all the shit that comes in gets stuck here.

Pleasantville + Silvertown(Joe Dirt) + Leave it to Beaver = Ahwatukee

by Brian January 31, 2005