bob's definitions

imaginary friend

A person or whatever it may be that you become friends with but no one else can see. The most common name for an 'imaginary friend' is Bob.

Person #1- I have 4 million imaginary friends named Bob, so we have to wait for them before we can go to the mall.
Person #2- Um, okay...

by BoB April 22, 2005

jimmies

Nothern term for "sprinkles."

"Would you like some jimmies on your frozen yogurt, Bob?"

by Bob May 5, 2004

Bulgarian muscle fuck

intercourse with a woman between her brreasts. The same thing as a pearl necklace.

Charlene has big tits, and I was giving her a Bulgarian muscle fuck when her old man walked in on us.

by Bob May 6, 2005

raging bull

A very angry but talented actor.

When Robert DiNero comes to your house to kick your ass and read Hamlet.

by bob November 17, 2004

trogledyte

dumbass

Dumbasses don't know what this word means.

by Bob October 10, 2003

Cock Nugget

Small lumps that appear on ones cock shaft signalling that one needs a wank and has cock winnits which are contageous

A disease that is highly contageous and involves a lot of wanking and going blind

by Bob March 26, 2005

fight club

im not supposed to talk about it and neither are you.

dont talk about it or you will get your balls cut off!!!!

by bob May 13, 2005