jimmy stick

a long, slender metal tool used by locksmiths and thieves to undo locks

The thief slid a jimmy stick down the car's window and lifted the lock up.

by alex March 23, 2005

moeisbitchy

A cat by the name of Moe who acts evil like a bitch except a cat not a dog(female dogs are bitchs)

The moeisbitchy was acting rude,Oh well that dumbazz has something comin'

by Alex July 22, 2003

Wounded Rooster

Wounded Rooster (woon·did Roo·ster)

-Adjective
1. The act of vigorous penis to mouth insertion, or Blow job to the point in which the air pressure inside a woman's throat and lungs, form an involuntary noise which sounds like a rooster, under attack or in intense pain.

-Noun
2. The noise made when a woman is intensly throat fucked or gagged.

1. Eric awoke in the middle of the night, to the horrifying sound of his mother getting the ol' Wounded Rooster from his father.

2. Zach fiercely thrusted his shaft down little Sally's throat until it made the distinct sound of a poor little Wounded Rooster

by Alex April 03, 2007

The Girthitudinal Scale

The scale that one uses to measure the circumferance of one's penis

Jeremiah ranks a 68,000,000 on The Girthitudinal Scale. His penis has th same circumferance as that of the Tale-Bop Comet.

by Alex January 21, 2004

that's cingy

defintion: dumb, retarded, idiotic, gay

Example 1: "I shave my legs for swimming."

Example 2: "Man that's cingy."

by Alex November 11, 2003

Zonedguy

James Fisher, author of Zonedguy.com

I stumbled upon Zonedguy's website

by Alex October 16, 2003

separation of church and state

The division of biased religious perspective from a government catering to all beliefs. This is contradicted in Bush's ban on abortion for everyone of every religion in the United States that derives from his christian beliefs.

For all to be equal and happy in a democratic system, we must have separation of Church and State in the government

by Alex December 10, 2004