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See, I told you so

phrase used to tell skeptics off after the fact; commonly used by Rush Limbaugh
To all you anti-war protestors: See, we told you so. Saddam no longer reigns. Get over it.
by Alex April 25, 2003
mugGet the See, I told you somug.

Chi-Mo

What you call a person who is a child molestor, or just a really creepy person.
"I have to work with this total chi-mo! He's such a creep!"
by Alex May 13, 2005
mugGet the Chi-Momug.

Futurama

a) The best damn show ever.
b) An example of just how evil Fox is.
c) One hell of a lot better than 'The Simpsons'.
'WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!' - Morbo
by Alex January 4, 2004
mugGet the Futuramamug.

lardass ninja

1. A fat person who refuses to go on a diet and thinks they're cool (when they really aren't).
2. A fat person who believes they have super powers or special abilities (like ninjas) and act like it by leaping around in tight spandex clothing. Note: People can become permanently or temporarily blinded when this action occurs, but it really depends on how much exposure they are subjected to.
Lardass Ninja: I have supah powah! I will defeat you with my Poke of Doom!
Hank: Gosh you lardass ninja, you look like an extremely obese one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond! Stop it, I'm gonna throw up if you keep doing that! AHHH! MY EYES! THEY'RE BLEEDING!! *spurt*
by Alex September 1, 2008
mugGet the lardass ninjamug.

jorn

Girl: Wats Up
Boy: Jorn
Girl:I wish I was there
by alex May 23, 2005
mugGet the jornmug.

Malibu's most wanted

by Alex April 8, 2003
mugGet the Malibu's most wantedmug.

cheese grater

when you put your nuts in a girls mouth and beat off on her forehead or chest while she chews on your nuts
Bob: Dude Sally gave me a sloppy cheese grater
Ted:Sweet dude!
by Alex April 27, 2004
mugGet the cheese gratermug.

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