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top shelf

To choke and or cough while inhaling smoke, usually from Marijuana.

I'll pass the blunt, but don't top shelf it.

by Alex June 30, 2004

Dick Cheney

vice president who needs to go see the Wizard for a new heart. Calls all of Bush's shots.

Anybody notice that Dick hasn't been around lately? Is he in his undisclosed place or have they faked his death?

by Alex February 26, 2003

jayster

Marijuana joint. Derived from the term, "J."

I cant wait until I am done rolling this jayster, so we can smoke it.

by alex February 28, 2005

Boo Eh

A combination of the jeer "boo" and the the Canadian "eh".

A phrase to expression dissatisfaction or frustration with a situation. Typically used in Canada, often by local minorities in abundance, making it offensive to some people when said in public. A more polictically correct expression would be boo to the eh, creating a concrete seperation in the two words.

Boyfriend: "Okay, Honey I'm gonna play PS2 for a while."
Girlfriend: "Not right now sweetie, we have to meet my friend and her new boyfriend for supper."
Boyfriend: "Boo eh to that! Well at least there's food there..."

by Alex January 22, 2004

short bus

School vehicle meant for special education students. Many are equipped with wheelchair lifts. Most seats are equipped with restraining belts.

by Alex February 2, 2003

feminist

can be either of the two:

1. a rational-thinking woman who just wants women to be treated equally among men; you will not see many on CNN or MSNBC

2. A sexist hag who wants men castrated and made untouchables, the kind who wants women to rule the world. Also see lesbian although lesbians don't necessarily have to be feminists.

by Alex August 21, 2003

49

When you do something or say something gay around your friends.

"I like your shirt, it makes you look hot." "Dude! 49!"

by Alex June 2, 2004